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Ever had an accident as an adult?

Prolly.

College years. Road trip to ATL with the frat. Heavy drinking in the hotel.

Blacked out fully clothed and woke at the foot of one of the beds.

Woke up the next morning and my pants were wet the fuck up.

I have zero memory of how I got into the bed since the last place I remember before blacking out was in the restroom.

But I'ma just assume the piss was mine. Because if it wasn't, then I'd consider that an even bigger L.
 
Stomp Johnson said:
Prolly.

College years. Road trip to ATL with the frat. Heavy drinking in the hotel.

Blacked out fully clothed and woke at the foot of one of the beds.

Woke up the next morning and my pants were wet the fuck up.

I have zero memory of how I got into the bed since the last place I remember before blacking out was in the restroom.

But I'ma just assume the piss was mine. Because if it wasn't, then I'd consider that an even bigger L.
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lol if that piss wasn’t yours better be glad you were blackout drunk.
 
Stomp Johnson said:
Prolly.

College years. Road trip to ATL with the frat. Heavy drinking in the hotel.

Blacked out fully clothed and woke at the foot of one of the beds.

Woke up the next morning and my pants were wet the fuck up.

I have zero memory of how I got into the bed since the last place I remember before blacking out was in the restroom.

But I'ma just assume the piss was mine. Because if it wasn't, then I'd consider that an even bigger L.
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Still waiting on that other story.
 
Nope, but I was about 20 seconds away from peeing on myself. I had received an allergic reaction from somewhere. It stayed for 3 days, so I went to a physicians care and they prescribe me some medicine that'll take this itchy allergic reaction away. I had to drink consistent water behind it. All this happened on a Saturday, my brother and I supposed to went to Atlanta to catch a NBA game. For about 1 1/2 hours, I'm drinking water because I'm taking this prescribe medicine smh. We get downtown Atlanta and traffic was bumper to bumper. I said to myself, "I'm going to thug it out until I get to the arena to pee". My brother is at a stopping point in traffic beside a park. After, holding my pee for about 15 more minutes, I felt drop try to ease out. I couldn't wait any longer,. I told my brother that I'll be back, then I jumped out the car in the middle of traffic and ran to Piedmont Park to pee but their restroom was closed wtf. So I ran beside a building and released a river. That was one of the greatest reliefs of all time.
 
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Oh hell naww!! You muthafuckas! :clawd3:



I definitely don't have SHIT:hahaha: to say.... Nah Uhh. Not Today.

Ain't no way there's a depressed poster on ABW, they'll laugh all that out, in a matter of days. Goddammit y'all!

This is fuckries!??????
 
Only in high school... was having a bad stomach day, but the hot bus ride home exacerbated the whole thing... asked the bus driver to let me off, she couldn’t obviously... so I told her I was gonna shit in her bus, she said I better not lol so I make it to the bus stop, I bolt home but that didn’t help.... so I just ended up crapping my pants 5 houses from home.
 
Los216 said:
Nope. I did witness 7 different guys piss and shit themselves in boot camp though. The first dude pissed in his pants right in front of the urinals. He couldn't get his belt off quick enough. The drill instructors knew he had to pee so they kept fucking with us and making us wait. He tried to undo his belt but he couldn't hold it. He yelled fuck real loud and started smacking the wall. He fractured his thump on the wall. Drill instructors had to lie and say that he hurt his thump training.

Another dude pissed all in his dress uniform 10 minutes before our biggest uniform inspection. The drill instructors made him role around in it before he got cleaned up. They made him fake being sick in the back of the squad bay because we didn't have more than one uniform ready for inspection and they wasn't about to let him fuck up the whole platoon.

Another dude pissed in the middle of formation all down his leg. The drill instructor was like Are you really gonna stand right there and piss on yourself and the dude was like yes sir. His whole right leg was soaked.

Another dude shit on himself while doing pullups. It was so much shit and we were indoors. It was all underneath where he was doing the pull ups and the drill instructors told him that if he got any on his shoes that they was gonna send him home. He was hanging on the pull up bar for dear life for about 45 seconds to avoid coming down and stepping in his shit. He started using momentum to kip and swing away from the bars and jump off like you do on a swing in the park. When he jumped more shit came flying out of his shorts. The drill instructors made him cleanup it up with his bed sheets. He has to sleep without sheets on that hard ass cold ass mattress.

When we were doing pugil sticks I hit one dude so hard in his stomach that he started shitting through his clothes. One of the drill instructors got mad at me and said I didn't use one of the moves that they taught us. He made us go again and said if I didn't use a legal move that they taught us that they were gonna drop me back to day one. I beat the literal shit out of that dude again.

One guy got dropped into our platoon and he was passed out in the squad bay when we came back in from some training. The drill instructors had been fucking him up the whole day so he was spent when we got there. We woke him up and got his bed squared away. Later that night he pissed on himself and started crying. We covered his mouth so that he wouldn't get us all fucked up. We slipped his mattress and took turns washing his clothes and sheets in the bathroom. We hung the sheet out the window for like 2 hours waiting for it to dry. Drill instructors didn't even know. They told us that if another muthafucka piss or shit themselves again that we weren't gonna get laundry done for the rest of boot camp. We still had like 4 weeks left. We cleaned dudes clothes and sheets and acted like normal in the morning.

The last dude got smart with one one the drill instructors because the drill instructor kept saying slick shit about his sister. Dudes sister looked like one of them big titty play boy bunny types. Not my type at all but there was mostly white dudes there so she was right up their alley. Drill instructors saw a picture of her in his mail. They used to make jokes about fucking her and all that. One day he told one of the drill instructors that he'd never have a chance with his sister. We thought the drill instructor was gonna kill him for talking back. They made him drink water from his canteen for hours without going to the bathroom. He pissed his pants 4 times that day. They made him sleep in it too. On family day which is the day before graduation your family can come in the squad bay and see how we live and meet the drill instructors. That drill instructor was flirting with his sister in front of the whole family and he asked them if he had a problem wetting the bed. His mom said no not that they know of and the drill instructor told them how he pissed on himself 4 times. Dude started crying in front of his family. His own dad was roasting him too. His dad was a former Marine too so he was with the shits. Dude looked like he legit wanted to kill that drill instructor. And the drill instructor was flirting hard with his sister and she was definitely a lil hoe. My mans was hurting bad.
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Didn't notice this post in the midst of @Rubato nastiness.

That's brutal tho. I piss every 3 hours like clockwork. Can't imagine.
 
my ex pissed the bed after a night of drinking and cooling out together

he was so embarrassed and gave me $100 to make up for it.


it was too late, i blocked him after he left
 
OhMars said:
Shit on myself riding my bike last year. Steak and beer the night before was not a good idea.
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OhMars said:
Guys!
Did I tell yall I shat on myself a bit while riding my bike Saturday?!

Me and my girl when out on Friday to celebrate her new job, went to a steak house.
The next morning i could still feel the steak just sitting in my stomach.
But I couldn't shit

She was like she wanted to go for a bike ride and I was down because I just got a new bike.
The ride is going along well when I thought I had to fart.....

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Sharted a bit.
I kicked that bike into high gear and got to the house quick then a bitch.
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