Ever had an accident as an adult?

[Mr.LV]

Lmao niggas shittin' themselves at home now yeah looooooool

I rather be at home than in a public setting..... fuck that

 

[King Freeman]

So you’d tell your girl we gotta go, walk almost a mile to the car, drive a half hour home, deal with her attitude or ridicule depending on how much you tell her...

Instead of chucking the draws and getting back at it

Aight lol

Uhh... yes. Except we'd take a cab.

You big nasty, and a menace to society. Get it together @Rubato

 

[Rubato]

Uhh... yes. Accept we'd take a cab.

You big nasty, and a menace to society. Get it together @Rubato

Nah cause then to her you the nigga who shit himself forever. Y’all and two people irl are the only ones who know.

 

[King Freeman]

Nah cause then to her you the nigga who shit himself forever. Y’all and two people irl are the only ones who know.

You don't have to tell her you shit yourself. Tell her you sick. Anything. But you can't be there all bum crusty enjoying the night. You a sociopath b.

Big nasty.

 

[1/2]

drunk...had that dream and pissed in the bed a lil bit

she was mad af lol

 

[Rubato]

You don't have to tell her you shit yourself. Tell her you sick. Anything. But you can't be there all bum crusty enjoying the night. You a sociopath b.

Big nasty.

After leaving the restroom I was in the same exact state as anybody who takes a shit and then wipes. No reason to be dramatic cause my draws got ruined.

 

[CeLLar-DooR]

I pooped my pants in the first year of big boy school in front of everyone.

Now that I think about the teachers were cunts. I begged to go bathroom but they wouldn't let me and she made me wait with my hand up even tho the whole class stank.

Then they sent me home knowin' my trousers were fulla shit. Man got on the bus home and the looks were too much so I walked like half an hour with shit all down my legs.

I get to my nannas cah it's the closest house to me and what do you kno'? Aunties and cousins are visitin' smh

I had amazin' friends tho'. To this day no one has ever brought it up to me

 

[Inori]

cmon @Rubato bruh... you shit or piss yourself in public the night is over... go the fuck home fam lol

 

[CeLLar-DooR]

Lol @Rubato dont feel bad bro my older brother done the exact same thing at a wedding. I remember us standing around him while he took his boxers off and then he flung them somewhere lmao went back inside calm

 

[Rubato]

cmon @Rubato bruh... you shit or piss yourself in public the night is over... go the fuck home fam lol

Consider this one debunked

 

[CeLLar-DooR]

Leave @Rubato alone lmaoooooooooo it's not his fault

 

[Rubato]

I’m dying ?

 

[King Freeman]

After leaving the restroom I was in the same exact state as anybody who takes a shit and then wipes. No reason to be dramatic cause my draws got ruined.

Na. You weren't. But live with that lie.

 

[King Freeman]

Lol @Rubato dont feel bad bro my older brother done the exact same thing at a wedding. I remember us standing around him while he took his boxers off and then he flung them somewhere lmao went back inside calm

 

[OhMars]

Leave @Rubato alone lmaoooooooooo it's not his fault

The accidental shit wasnt his fault. But, shaking his crusty ass after was.

 

[Rubato]

The accidental shit wasnt his fault. But, shaking his crusty ass after was.

You don’t have to echo the imagery brother Freeman introduced

 

[Rubato]

Fake news

 

[OhMars]

You don’t have to echo the imagery brother Freeman introduced

I'm sorry brother. Unless you had some wet wipes handy, no way a bar on 6th st had the proper facility to get you clean enough to say you're not going home.

 

[King Freeman]

I'm sorry brother. Unless you had some wet wipes handy, no way a bar on 6th st had the proper facility to get you clean enough to say you're not going home.

And that bar toilet paper was probably like 1/2 ply.

Big nasty.

 

[Rubato]

I'm sorry brother. Unless you had some wet wipes handy, no way a bar on 6th st had the proper facility to get you clean enough to say you're not going home.

By that logic I should go home any time I take a public shit