Ever had an accident as an adult?

[Rubato]

And that bar toilet paper was probably like 1/2 ply.

Big nasty.

Yea I had to wrap it around my hand a few times

 

[OhMars]

By that logic I should go home any time I take a public shit

Being in basically a diaper and shitting on the toilet are not the same sir.

 

[Rubato]

Being in basically a diaper and shitting on the toilet are not the same sir.

I don’t wanna get too graphic but you imagining a category 5 situation when it was more of a cat 1

 

[King Freeman]

By that logic I should go home any time I take a public shit

No just anytime you have to dispose of your briefs because you didn't shit in a public toilet... you shit on yourself.

How is this notion crazy to you? Lmao.

Big nasty.

 

[Rubato]

I had a great night afterwards so y’all not gonna have me second guessing it one bit

 

[Loquacious]

Lmao his thang was flopping the rest of the night. ?????

 

[King Freeman]

 

[Rubato]

Lmao his thang was flopping the rest of the night. ?????

Lmao I wear boxers a lot it wasn’t that different

 

[Englishdude]

I’ve pissed myself whilst drinking at a mates house, come outta nowhere was too drunk to make it to the toilet.

close to shitting myself whilst out clubbing, had something that didn’t agree with my stomach, ran to the toilet. All the cubicle were full.

Spoiler: It’s nasty

only thing in the immediate vicinity was a trough urinal

had to drop trousers and piss outta my ass. Not my best day. Feel sorry for the poor people who witnessed the aftermath. Left the club straight after.

 

[Dwayne]

Son said he still wearing basketball shorts under his jeans. Jeans big as the Carter 2

 

[King Freeman]

I’ve pissed myself whilst drinking at a mates house, come outta nowhere was too drunk to make it to the toilet.

close to shitting myself whilst out clubbing, had something that didn’t agree with my stomach, ran to the toilet. All the cubicle were full.

Spoiler: It’s nasty

only thing in the immediate vicinity was a trough urinal

had to drop trousers and piss outta my ass. Not my best day. Feel sorry for the poor people who witnessed the aftermath. Left the club straight after.

 

[CeLLar-DooR]

Lmao I forgot shit threads are always hilarious

 

[Inori]

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At least he had the decency to fuckin leave/go home afterwards lmao

 

[Englishdude]

Props to @Loquacious for the recent threads, I’ll always partake in a thread committed to self humiliation if I have a story. If you can make someone laugh outta your misfortune it’s always a good thing.

 

[Rubato]

Son said he still wearing basketball shorts under his jeans. Jeans big as the Carter 2

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Lifelong staple

Nobody wanna wake up in a unfamiliar house having to slide jeans back on in the morning

 

[Loquacious]

The accidental shit wasnt his fault. But, shaking his crusty ass after was.

Lmaooooooooooo

 

[blafffy]

Currently as I'm typing

 

[CeLLar-DooR]

Lmaooooo @King Freeman is disgusted with you niggas

 

[King Freeman]

Lifelong staple

Nobody wanna wake up in a unfamiliar house having to slide jeans back on in the morning

Just now realizing this nigga @Rubato is a fucking menace to society.

 

[Rubato]

Just now realizing this nigga @Rubato is a fucking menace to society.