Raw booty if it was any longer.
Ever had an accident as an adult?
- Thread starter Loquacious
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OhMars
MEH!
I know you want someone to be in the barn with you, but I went home.
L3NU
San Diego taco eater
Bars!!
Rubato
it only matters to us
Hope you burned that bike seat
Koltrain
Active Member
My brother used to work a paper route delivering bundles of newspapers at night. I did it with him a few times so I knew the route. He needed me to run it for him Thanksgiving night.... So I had my homeboy run the route with me cause it helps to have another person....made it through most of the route and get to the last few stops....its bout 3am and I'm driving to the next stop. Stomach bubbling!... Told my boy I gotta stop at one of these gas stations...I ran 2 stop lights trying to find one that's open... I realized everything closed.. the bubbling gets stronger... I drove up on a curb trying to clinch lol... My boy: "you aight?" Me: Yeah I'm good nigga ....as I speed through this neighborhood ?.
I spot a house with some bushes/wooded area on the side of the crib. I park, hop out, grab a small bundle of papers and run to a spot.. Soon as I get to position, its rollin....was back there for like 15 minutes. It was one of them sessions where I was wrong every time I thought I was done..used the newspaper for tissue. Had to use the whole bundle... Had to leave the gloves i was wearing at the scene... Threw my draws in the trash when I got home....smgdh
I spot a house with some bushes/wooded area on the side of the crib. I park, hop out, grab a small bundle of papers and run to a spot.. Soon as I get to position, its rollin....was back there for like 15 minutes. It was one of them sessions where I was wrong every time I thought I was done..used the newspaper for tissue. Had to use the whole bundle... Had to leave the gloves i was wearing at the scene... Threw my draws in the trash when I got home....smgdh
I’ll read the stories in the morning.
goodnight. ???
goodnight. ???
Phillykingransom
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:wdf2:
Allah_U_Akbar
New Member
Disanthrope
Inconvenient truth + Necessary evil
I hope you eat breakfast first
Phillykingransom
Active Member
I'd be shocked if anybody confess to having bacon strips in they boxers or whatever they wear.
Phillykingransom
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konceptjones
The one between three and three.
Where's Dro when you need him?
Hater Hearst Helmsley
I AM THE GAME
I got a story...
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I always get answers sir. Like I said, you must be new. I’m the originator of random threads on ABW. Similar to the ones you’ve been making. I know my audience. You’re still learning.When a person ask you a dumb ass trick question and you know better. Good luck trying to get an answer from that ma'am.
Tell me about it.
Farted and shitted
Have you not seen what people have confessed to on ABW?! This is nothing!
Niggas wanna sound cool 100% of the time
Most of y’all sharted lol
Most of y’all sharted lol