Things that are common at the workplace...

[konceptjones]

An ex-coworker admitted her cat was walkin on her kitchen counter while she was makin a dish for a potluck.

Needless to say it went untouched.

Our cats know better. I don't allow them on the furniture at all, not allowed anywhere near the kitchen table or chairs or any of that shit. Stay yo asses on the floor.

 

[Los216]

COVID should've been the end of potlucks for good tbh

 

[Golan]

the dirty looks my co-workers give me when i tell them i’m not a fan of coffee…

you’d think i told them i vote republican

Stay trying to peer pressure me.

It's working, too, ngl.

 

[Loquacious]

the dirty looks my co-workers give me when i tell them i’m not a fan of coffee…

you’d think i told them i vote republican

Facts! They look at me disgusted

 

[IP360]

That coworker who always uses up all their sick and vacation time in the beginning of the year.

Then be struggling the rest of the year to find someone to work their shift.

 

[konceptjones]

Facts! They look at me disgusted

I look at them disgusted 'cause their breath smells like open asshole.

 

[Big_Ev]

That one coworker that you wonder how the hell they got the job because it's like everyday you are telling them how to do the same thing over and over again.

 

[Northside7]

“Good morning! Happy ______day!!!”

From the Caucasian worker

It's usually just Fridays when I hear that shit.

Damn @ people doing that everyday lol

 

[SeaSnake]

That one coworker that you wonder how the hell they got the job because it's like everyday you are telling them how to do the same thing over and over again.

Lol or the co worker who be fucking up but not bad enough to get fired.

 

[Loquacious]

Which coworker are y’all?

 

[Big_Ev]

Lol or the co worker who be fucking up but not bad enough to get fired.

How about fucking up but also a brown nose, so they know nothing is going to happen. I dealing with one of those in my department.

 

[ImaInfluenza]

I’m the eat lunch in my car employee

 

[Duwop]

A big ass poster on the wall about a very serious policy... But it's the same poster since like 2003.

So instead of making a new poster with updated information, this 03 poster just got a bunch of edits on it

Like real ghetto ass updates

 

[konceptjones]

I’m the eat lunch in my car employee

I'm the "I've been gone for a whole hour but I brought lunch back to my desk and I'm gonna eat it here" employee.

 

[SeaSnake]

Which coworker are y’all?

Late often. But never too late

 

[IP360]

The coworker who works all the OT available as if they got a gambling debt to pay.

I've had coworkers at my previous job who'd work 24hrs straight regularly like it was nothing. Just snatching up all the OT they can get.

 

[Disanthrope]

Late often. But never too late

You the coworker that gets all of your meals out of the vending machine

 

[Loquacious]

I’m the “Don’t ask me to do nothing extra“ co worker

 

[Inori]

the one who always order food and don't tell nobody

shiiiiiiet why anybody else need to be told?

 

[SeaSnake]

You the coworker that gets all of your meals out of the vending machine

You the nigga they fired for lying on his resume