No because Im not invested in nobody's home life but mine and some of my students.
Things that are common at the workplace...
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I get heated just thinking about what happened a few months ago at my old job.
So my old job fed us well, very well. Basically every week, clients would try to get our business and would feed us decent food. It would mostly be lunch but sometimes it would be breakfast. One day they send us eggs, sausage, bacon, etc. but when I saw the 2 pack of Hawaiian roll in the break room? the fat ass in me got way too excited. I’m thinking sausage biscuits!! So I clock in and go wash my hands and head back to the break room. I don’t see them on the table. Maybe they were misplaced. I asked around and no one has seen them. I’m hungry. It’s 9am. Where are those damn rolls??
I march to the HR lady office. Thank god she just started working there. I demanded she send out a APB email about the rolls. She thought I was kidding. I was not m. She sent the email out. I asked around. Did some investigating. Unfortunately I was unsuccessful in finding that bastard that stole those rolls. Thank god I don’t work there anymore
So my old job fed us well, very well. Basically every week, clients would try to get our business and would feed us decent food. It would mostly be lunch but sometimes it would be breakfast. One day they send us eggs, sausage, bacon, etc. but when I saw the 2 pack of Hawaiian roll in the break room? the fat ass in me got way too excited. I’m thinking sausage biscuits!! So I clock in and go wash my hands and head back to the break room. I don’t see them on the table. Maybe they were misplaced. I asked around and no one has seen them. I’m hungry. It’s 9am. Where are those damn rolls??
I march to the HR lady office. Thank god she just started working there. I demanded she send out a APB email about the rolls. She thought I was kidding. I was not m. She sent the email out. I asked around. Did some investigating. Unfortunately I was unsuccessful in finding that bastard that stole those rolls. Thank god I don’t work there anymore
Marc123
You got it dude!
IP360
Doctorate & Ph.D in Bootyology
Elzo69Renaissance
I dare one of you niggas to scream No Diddy!
It’s always a lady who got candy and all the snacks at her desk
IP360
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konceptjones
The one between three and three.
That one muhfuckas that ALWAYS uses speakerphone.
I worked at AmEx in Phoenix years back. There was one cat in our area that, no matter the call, put it on speakerphone and proceeded to irritate and annoy the fuck out of all of us. Since we were all IBM employees we had our own instant messaging system only for us and every time that dude's phone rang we all started IM'ing each other talking evil, violent shit shit about dude until one day this white chick that sat in the AS/400 team's row next to mine walked over there and flat out demanded that he stop that shit. She let it be known that everybody pretty much hated his ass for using speakerphone all the time, it's rude as fuck, and nobody in the office needed to know that his kid needed a jockstrap and cup to start soccer the next day 'cause that was the call he had just ended.
IM was lit up for the rest of the day over that shit. He stopped using speakerphone after that.
I worked at AmEx in Phoenix years back. There was one cat in our area that, no matter the call, put it on speakerphone and proceeded to irritate and annoy the fuck out of all of us. Since we were all IBM employees we had our own instant messaging system only for us and every time that dude's phone rang we all started IM'ing each other talking evil, violent shit shit about dude until one day this white chick that sat in the AS/400 team's row next to mine walked over there and flat out demanded that he stop that shit. She let it be known that everybody pretty much hated his ass for using speakerphone all the time, it's rude as fuck, and nobody in the office needed to know that his kid needed a jockstrap and cup to start soccer the next day 'cause that was the call he had just ended.
IM was lit up for the rest of the day over that shit. He stopped using speakerphone after that.
Elzo69Renaissance
I dare one of you niggas to scream No Diddy!
It’s always an old friendly lady who traps you into conversations that drag way too long
IP360
Doctorate & Ph.D in Bootyology
konceptjones
The one between three and three.
Aye, I was new and the only Black person on the team. Let Karen do the dirty work 'cause I ain't rockin' the boat while the ink is still drying on my contract.