Things that are common at the workplace...

[Loquacious]

You not gon let me live? Aight bet

Nah that one was too fucked up to let slide.

 

[Duwop]

Kids in their 20's calling people in their 40's their work parents

 

[AZTG]

Nah that one was too fucked up to let slide.

Just know its gonna be when you least expect it

 

[Disanthrope]

The company man.

The bootlicker / fake spokesperson for the higher-ups

 

[IP360]

The coworker who talks about their young child every 5mins. Like they can't complete a full sentence w/o mentioning said child.

But do you ever notice the older the child gets, their tone goes

from...excitement and wanting to show off everything that child says and does to their coworkers

to...utter DISGUST, frustration, and complaints about said child when they begin to hit them teenage years. After that...that child barely gets mentioned. Lol

 

[AZTG]

Lmaoo, @IP360

Fam explain why your examples are super detailed and specific

 

[Agent_Ro]

The women who wear 3 different pairs of shoes to the office: heels, flats and flip flops

 

[konceptjones]

Coffee worship

and accompanying coffee dookie breath in morning scrum meetings where everybody gotta talk.

 

[konceptjones]

Tha overly religious coworker who gets offended by any and everything all tha fuckin’ time smh

that one stay inviting you to church with them and trying to preach on the low 'cause proselytizing is an HR violation and they on their last warning.

 

[GNS]

That one employee who either barely makes it to work on time...or is constantly late. But STILL manages to keep their damn job.

You sound upset..

 

[Big_Ev]

The pet person. Always talk more about their pets than their own kids.

 

[konceptjones]

That one employee that's always asleep in the break room.


... that's usually me.

 

[Los216]

The one who smells like their pets. Dog hair on their clothes and smell like cat litter.

 

[Los216]

The smoker that has to walk far as fuck for their smoke breaks now since you can't smoke anywhere anymore and they come back stankin every time and pissed off

 

[GNS]

There's always that one coworker who's the anarchist.

- Hates management
- Hates their coworkers
- Hates the company
- Hates change

Is responsible for several temper tantrums at work. Rages against the machine at every meeting. But yet just like the coworker who's always late...they STILL manage to keep their damn job.

Hell yeah nigga fuck work
You like that shit? Kmt

The coworkers you and everyone else knows that are fucking

@AZTG
Is right y'all mad specific in here
Feels like an attack.
I'm leaving

 

[Los216]

The grandmother that watches her grandkids damn near as much as her daughter does and is always bringing in shit from school that they selling to get them grandbabies some prizes.

Fuck them kids Cheryl.

 

[IP360]

The coworker who knows so much about the job yall do...that everyone goes to THEM to get their questions answered...before going to management.

Hell...even management goes to them to get answers to their questions.

 

[Duwop]

the chick that always finds an excuse to come to work "to grab something" when she dressed for the club, just so everybody can see her when she ready to turn up for the night

 

[Loquacious]

The coworker who comes to work to do their job and nothing extra.

 

[Loquacious]

The coworker who is always asking questions in the meetings when everybody ready to go.