Disney+ Star Wars: The Last Jedi

Finn worthless. Purple head bitch was worthless. Yoda cameo was worthless. They could've cut that whole part with him and the fat Chinese chick at the casino and it wouldn't have impacted the story at all. Movie was tedious AF, couldn't wait for the shit to end
 
atribecalledGabi said:
I fuckin hated that casino part. Stupid SJW shit.
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the part that irks me most was when they ran out to that cliff-side with those llama-horses and finn says that nonsense "well i guess it was worth it, to break through that town and show them" and then rose takes the saddle off the last one and it runs away, then she says "now it was worth it".

I'm looking at the screen like "WTF?!" did you forget the whole reason why you even came here in the first place! The resistance is out there getting slaughtered while you're making animal cruelty your cause so none of that shitty dialogue and scene made sense....
 
Valentinez A. Kaiser said:
the part that irks me most was when they ran out to that cliff-side with those llama-horses and finn says that nonsense "well i guess it was worth it, to break through that town and show them" and then rose takes the saddle off the last one and it runs away, then she says "now it was worth it".

I'm looking at the screen like "WTF?!" did you forget the whole reason why you even came here in the first place! The resistance is out there getting slaughtered while you're making animal cruelty your cause so none of that shitty dialogue and scene made sense....
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Makes even less sense when Chewie roasted a porg for a visual joke earlier in the film. Either animal cruelty is humorous of heinous, which is it? Find a thematic tone and stick to it for some plot consistency, please.

Snoke being a complete red herring with no justification or explanation remains utter bullshit. I get they want to build up Rey and Kylo but you don't have to shit on the past to fertilise the future. Snoke and Luke both went out like bitches when they were meant to be the most powerful Force users in the galaxy.
 
They have to go out with a bangg for episode 9. The third movie is usually the biggest in a star wars flick. I want to see a big all out space battle and a large scale ground battle. The next one also has to take place years later . I don't careif its 10 years later there was 9year gap between episodes one and 2 by then rey would've had time to train , study those nooks and grow as a Jedi and kylo would be even more powerful.
 
SuperManuel said:
They have to go out with a bangg for episode 9. The third movie is usually the biggest in a star wars flick. I want to see a big all out space battle and a large scale ground battle. The next one also has to take place years later . I don't careif its 10 years later there was 9year gap between episodes one and 2 by then rey would've had time to train , study those nooks and grow as a Jedi and kylo would be even more powerful.
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They can omit this because rogue one, FA, and TLJ did aerial/space combat well
 
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Beta said:
They can omit this because rogue one, FA, and TLJ dis aerial/space combat well
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Nah we need this because the last Jedi didn't give us much. The resistances allies should decide to join Tue fight and the galaxy is thrown into an all!out war like in revenge of the sith the first orders military force is huge . battlefront 2 gives glimpse on how the first order was formed and how large their forces are. They have more than one dreadnaught ship also. The galaxy has no choice but to fight r their freedom.
 
Beta said:
They can omit this because rogue one, FA, and TLJ dis aerial/space combat well
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Nah we need this because the last Jedi didn't give us much. The resistances allies should decide to join Tue fight and the galaxy is thrown into an all!out war like in revenge of the sith the first orders military force is huge . battlefront 2 gives glimpse on how the first order was formed and how large their forces are. They have more than one dreadnaught ship also. The galaxy has no choice but to fight r their freedom.
 
The casino planet wasn’t a fun watch but was integral to the three film story because the actions there inspired the children/young force user.

May not have accomplished their intended goal but the force works in mysterious ways. Isn’t that what the nerds say?
 
unSCENE said:
The casino planet wasn’t a fun watch but was integral to the three film story because the actions there inspired the children/young force user.

May not have accomplished their intended goal but the force works in mysterious ways. Isn’t that what the nerds say?
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You know how they could have done that without a boring and unneccessary B plot that contradicted some themes of the A Plot? Simply having "The force awaken" when new Padawan met her new master and they passed the lightsaber between each other. Have that connection of The Force echo across the galaxy, just as previous Sith have sensed a disturbance in The Force and then acted accordingly to convert or kill any potential Jedis as seen in episode 3 when Anakin slaughters the Jedi Academy. Remember how connecting to the lightsaber as a relic caused the Force flashback in TFA to the degree Rey heard Ben Kenobi call her by her name, which seemed like a pretty fucking big hint Kenobi knew her name if not gave it to her suggesting he is her father and if anything ties into the declaration "There is another" back in ROTJ assuming they didn't mean Leia or Ezra Bridger who has been retconned into past events via Rebels.

Also, where the fuck were Kylo's crew, the Knights Of Ren? He's potentially facing the return of Luke Skywalker and a trained Rey and a reenergised Resistance pissed he killed his dad, but dude relies on Phasma who went out like an idiot in the first movie in a fucking trash compactor instead of calling in any of his fellow former students with a grudge against their old master to the degree they sided and followed Kylo and Snoke instead?

The film was all over the place because Rian Johnson got to do what he wanted while the first movie had at least 3 major cooks in the kitchen trying to make the movie familiar but different, while Rian Johnson went for different hoping it might feel familiar. Felt less Star Wars and more Babylon 9.
 
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P.O.Nobody said:
You know how they could have done that without a boring and unneccessary B plot that contradicted some themes of the A Plot? Simply having "The force awaken" when new Padawan met her new master and they passed the lightsaber between each other. Have that connection of The Force echo across the galaxy, just as previous Sith have sensed a disturbance in The Force and then acted accordingly to convert or kill any potential Jedis as seen in episode 3 when Anakin slaughters the Jedi Academy. Remember how connecting to the lightsaber as a relic caused the Force flashback in TFA to the degree Rey heard Ben Kenobi call her by her name, which seemed like a pretty fucking big hint Kenobi knew her name if not gave it to her suggesting he is her father and if anything ties into the declaration "There is another" back in ROTJ assuming they didn't mean Leia or Ezra Bridger who has been retconned into past events via Rebels.

Also, where the fuck were Kylo's crew, the Knights Of Ren? He's potentially facing the return of Luke Skywalker and a trained Rey and a reenergised Resistance pissed he killed his dad, but dude relies on Phasma who went out like an idiot in the first movie in a fucking trash compactor instead of calling in any of his fellow former students with a grudge against their old master to the degree they sided and followed Kylo and Snoke instead?


The film was all over the place because Rian Johnson got to do what he wanted while the first movie had at least 3 major cooks in the kitchen trying to make the movie familiar but different, while Rian Johnson went for different hoping it might feel familiar. Felt less Star Wars and more Babylon 9.
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This movie may have failed to deliver , fallen short etc but one thing I'm glad it did was kill those stupid fanboy theories on who reys parents were. Kenobi? Gtfoh! He's old enough to be her great grandfather and he died 25 years before she was born. I don't care if her parents were nobodies I could accept that more than Kenobi ,palpetime or whoever being her father. Kenobi was a ghost watching her from this afterlife of course he would know her name.
 
The one thing I do like about this new trilogy is that they're moving away from the Skywalker family. It was more powerful and better Jedi and Sith before that family came into the picture. The franchise doesn't need to keep revolving around them.
 
SuperManuel said:
This movie may have failed to deliver , fallen short etc but one thing I'm glad it did was kill those stupid fanboy theories on who reys parents were. Kenobi? Gtfoh! He's old enough to be her great grandfather and he died 25 years before she was born. I don't care if her parents were nobodies I could accept that more than Kenobi ,palpetime or whoever being her father. Kenobi was a ghost watching her from this afterlife of course he would know her name.
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How do you know when she was born? Nobody knows because we've not seen it happen and we don't have a confirmed time frame of the events between ROTJ and TFA.

Why would Kenobi be watching her from the afterlife unless he has some connection to her? Ben appeared to Luke in TESB as he was his first master and because Yoda became his after Qui-Gon's death. Vader was able to sense Kenobi on the Death Star because he was formerly Kenobi's Padawan. With no connection to Rey, why would he know her name and call it out, because he's some old space pervert keeping an eye on all the young women he doesn't know across the galaxy?

Her parents being nobodies makes no sense since it is apparent the connection to The Force is inherited due to high levels of midichlorians in force users blood and considering the Jedi were all but wiped out, unless her mom or dad got a fucking blood transfusion from a Jedi/Sith then how is she so adept so quickly at using her abilities? If they didn't want to give her parents, then have her be a divine virgin birth like Anakin where somehow the Force reached out to create a being to try bring balance to The Force.
 
Chi-Town B said:
The one thing I do like about this new trilogy is that they're moving away from the Skywalker family. It was more powerful and better Jedi and Sith before that family came into the picture. The franchise doesn't need to keep revolving around them.
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They've done that before though with Kyle Katarn, Mara Jade, The Thrawn Saga... I agree they should mine the wider universe for material as Rogue One was a change of pace and breath of fresh air by not having any Jedi or Sith as main characters, just showed how fucked and outgunned regular folks, even highly trained ones, were against the Empire.
 
P.O.Nobody said:
They've done that before though with Kyle Katarn, Mara Jade, The Thrawn Saga... I agree they should mine the wider universe for material as Rogue One was a change of pace and breath of fresh air by not having any Jedi or Sith as main characters, just showed how fucked and outgunned regular folks, even highly trained ones, were against the Empire.
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I wonder what direction they are heading with the next trilogy, are they going to continue rey's story or are they going to do something new. maybe the trilogy will be about the old republic though I don't know much about it. I think stand alones and spin offs are the way to go. I saw art for a lego set for han solo movie that was leaked accidently. I think it will be a good movie. i'd like to see a boba fett solo film or a film about vader that takes place two or 3 years after episode 3 that shows him hunting down remaining jedi throughout the galaxy.
 
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