Family Feud After Thought F’ery Spin-off

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Hey ladies, @King Du here..I’m from Baltimore so you can pronounce that King Dew. In fact, when you speak to me, I’m going to need yew to add a EW at the end of every word that ends in a u sound.

Like Cluew, Bluew, Truew, Flew..oh wait. That actually had a ew at the end. But please, respect my Baltimore culture and conform to everything I love. I don’t like to have to be who you want me to be. I’m very independent as yew may expect, NO YOUR WRONG!! Ha, just keeping yew on your toes.

Ok so here’s the get down, I’m married and I love my wife so your essentially a fuck toy, cooew with that? Alright cooew when you come to Bmore i’ll treat yew to a beer.

I love to take karate classes with 10 year olds and abuse cardboard boxes at work. On a first date we can spar so I can see where your hands are. Me, I can suffocate a grown man with only the palm of my hand, bet me that I can’t, I dare yew.

Wanna get on my good side, buy me a pair of team Jordan’s, yew know it’s real if they have a jump man logo on it. Im quite the catch, hit me up, I’ll tell you about the time I turn down pussy from Christina Millian. And if yew got a baby, i’ll make sure when we link up. That the hotel room has large drawers.


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@BNE


Why are you here?

Are you in search of something?
In your journey, what lands have you traveled?
Experiences to share? Stories to tell?
What of value can you bring to me? I do not speak of monetary value. There is so much of value to this world however there is only but so much time to share it.

And I for one am not in the business of wasting a second. So I ask..... For the final time.

Why are you here?
 
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Hey niggas. It’s your girl @Meeks

First off let me tell you something. You can suck my ass if you don’t wanna be with me because I don’t need you niggas no way.

Anyways, a little about me. I’m a mom of one baby girl and I ain’t having no more kids so if you think you’re gonna change my mind. You’re WRONG! I’m done, fuck you thought?! Unh uh, I’m just not doing it no more. Oh, I love my daughter she is my world. You’re not as important as her so deal with it. I like me a dark chocolate man. They so sexy like omg. I don’t discriminate, I like women too but you gotta be fine as fuck. I’m tall so I don’t want no short nigga. What the fuck Ima do with a short midget ass nigga.

I breastfeed my child and if anybody got a problem with it, they can suck my ass! Niggas know not to play with me because they don’t wanna get beat up.


Oh yea I got green eyes too.
 
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Hey niggas. It’s your girl @Meeks

First off let me tell you something. You can suck my ass if you don’t wanna be with me because I don’t need you niggas no way.

Anyways, a little about me. I’m a mom of one baby girl and I ain’t having no more kids so if you think you’re gonna change my mind. You’re WRONG! I’m done, fuck you thought?! Unh uh, I’m just not doing it no more. Oh, I love my daughter she is my world. You’re not as important as her so deal with it. I like me a dark chocolate man. They so sexy like omg. I don’t discriminate, I like women too but you gotta be fine as fuck. I’m tall so I don’t want no short nigga. What the fuck Ima do with a short midget ass nigga.

I breastfeed my child and if anybody got a problem with it, they can suck my ass! Niggas know not to play with me because they don’t wanna get beat up.


Oh yea I got green eyes too.

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Me af! Lmaooooo
 
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Anyways, a little about me. I’m a mom of one baby girl and I ain’t having no more kids so if you think you’re gonna change my mind. You’re WRONG!

I breastfeed my child and if anybody got a problem with it, they can suck my ass! Niggas know not to play with me because they don’t wanna get beat up.


Oh yea I got green eyes too.
I’m HOLLERING! If this ain’t me idk what is
 
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Hey ladies, it's your very mature gentleman caller for the evening, none other than @Cain

First off there will be no kee-kee ing at any point in time. I ain't wit none of that silly shit.

I expect my women to be 100% obedient. Only speak when spoken to. And never question my whereabouts. A woman can't do what a man can do.

The sooner you get that the sooner you can get to enjoying the time of your life, and trust me..I know...I done lived like 12 of them bitches
 
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Aye ladies it's @Germs

Freak butt nasty sex.....

That's what I got, that's what I'm tryna give. Ion wanna know shit bout your boring ass life.... And trust me, you don't wanna know a damn thing bout mines....

But if you ready to get tied up with extension cords plugged to a waffle iron while dripping the batter off a nigga elbow......


Hit them DM's
 
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Mmmmhmmmn yea.... This @Reesey

Yeah I got kids.....mmmmhmmmn
Yeah I got a husband.......mmmhmmmmm



But what you got??

You all up on my page.. What you tryna get some honey out my honey pot??

Hunh??? You think you ready for all that?? Yeah okay..... Pull your pants down....


Look at you... Blushing..... You just a little ole boy.....


Little ole boy....

I ain't Cha mammy......


But we can do some thangs.....
 
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Hey ladies, my name is @AP21.


I’m a 35 black male. I’m 6’2.5 with my shoes on. I work in Finances and I am a Master Mod on a site called www.ablackweb.com. I won Mod of the Year 2017. I love bow ties and crafting. I spend my free time making spreadsheets. I love spreadsheets. It’s nothing in this world that gets me as excited as making a spreadsheet. I have a daughter who I play dress up with. I’m manly enough to play dress up. I don’t enjoy parties because it’s just too noisy, I’d rather be home snuggled up on the couch in my pjs reading a good book. I don’t laugh at jokes because life isn’t funny.

Looking for: i don’t know what I’m looking for. I just need some pussy. You don’t even have to call me afterwards. I understand that everything ain’t black and white. Take from that what you will.
 
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Good evening Ladies, The name is @Cain
About Me: I hung my shoes up a long time ago, but think it's time I dust them off. I'm an old school cat from North Cac. I'm not one of them goofy ass niggas you may be accustomed to. I like getting manicures while sipping on the finest Cognac. Little known fact about myself is that I was the first member of The Gang...You know as in Kool & The Gang. I am also the founding father of the "No Pull Out" movement. You're welcome.

Looking for: I like big breasted women with lots of cleveage. Lightskin demons need not apply, I don't need that evil. Single, Married, inbetween it don't matter. Did I mention cleevage? Don't be shy ladies beep me 911 or drop me a line on AOL messenger @NorfCacPlaya1966
 
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@BNE


Why are you here?

Are you in search of something?
In your journey, what lands have you traveled?
Experiences to share? Stories to tell?
What of value can you bring to me? I do not speak of monetary value. There is so much of value to this world however there is only but so much time to share it.

And I for one am not in the business of wasting a second. So I ask..... For the final time.

Why are you here?
this nigga said I'm a genie lmao
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Mmmmhmmmn yea.... This @Reesey

Yeah I got kids.....mmmmhmmmn
Yeah I got a husband .......mmmhmmmmm



But what you got??

You all up on my page.. What you tryna get some honey out my honey pot??

Hunh??? You think you ready for all that?? Yeah okay..... Pull your pants down....


Look at you... Blushing..... You just as little ole boy.....


Little ole boy....

I ain't Cha mammy......


But we can do some thangs.....
Crying
 
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Mmmmhmmmn yea.... This @Reesey

Yeah I got kids.....mmmmhmmmn
Yeah I got a husband .......mmmhmmmmm



But what you got??

You all up on my page.. What you tryna get some honey out my honey pot??

Hunh??? You think you ready for all that?? Yeah okay..... Pull your pants down....


Look at you... Blushing..... You just as little ole boy.....


Little ole boy....

I ain't Cha mammy......


But we can do some thangs.....

lmao yoooo read this in Macy Grays voice from training day
 
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Hey ladies, my name is @AP21.


I’m a 35 black male. I’m 6’2.5 with my shoes on. I work in Finances and I am a Master Mod on a site called www.ablackweb.com. I won Mod of the Year 2017. I love bow ties and crafting. I spend my free time making spreadsheets. I love spreadsheets. It’s nothing in this world that gets me as excited as making a spreadsheet. I have a daughter who I play dress up with. I’m manly enough to play dress up. I don’t enjoy parties because it’s just too noisy, I’d rather be home snuggled up on the couch in my pjs reading a good book. I don’t laugh at jokes because life isn’t funny.

Looking for: i don’t know what I’m looking for. I just need some pussy. You don’t even have to call me afterwards. I understand that everything ain’t black and white. Take from that what you will.
This shit was so...... Accurate


FML
 
I dew like me some spreadsheets though

I'ma stop sharing shit with y'all
 
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Hey ladies, it's your very mature gentleman caller for the evening, none other than @Cain

First off there will be no kee-kee ing at any point in time. I ain't wit none of that silly shit.

I expect my women to be 100% obedient. Only speak when spoken to. And never question my whereabouts. A woman can't do what a man can do.

The sooner you get that the sooner you can get to enjoying the time of your life, and trust me..I know...I done lived like 12 of them bitches
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Good evening Ladies, The name is @Cain
About Me: I hung my shoes up a long time ago, but think it's time I dust them off. I'm an old school cat from North Cac. I'm not one of them goofy ass niggas you may be accustomed to. I like getting manicures while sipping on the finest Cognac. Little known fact about myself is that I was the first member of The Gang...You know as in Kool & The Gang. I am also the founding father of the "No Pull Out" movement. You're welcome.

Looking for: I like big breasted women with lots of cleveage. Lightskin demons need not apply, I don't need that evil. Single, Married, inbetween it don't matter. Did I mention cleevage? Don't be shy ladies beep me 911 or drop me a line on AOL messenger @NorfCacPlaya1966
Didn't laugh...
 
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Ladies and Gentlemen, @MzKB here..

I’m seeking couples, to be more specific. I’m seeking your bitch, to be real. But I rather you be there to, preferably in the corner feeling emasculated while I play with her.

My likes are spades, guns, violence and chewing gum. Make sure when we link up your girl is in something sexy. I prefer you dressed like the dark corner of a room so you blend in.

And I know ur asking how is two women and no men a three some? Two vaginas and one dick make a threesome. And I happen to carry a dick in my bag just for that occasion. So like I said, corner bitch..play it