Tell A Member Something...

Don't wanna be a crass gentlemen, but ion care what u think I might think about about u physically. Mentally...it's like Erika Badu...u got me. And to me, that matters more than anything. I mess around, but i need u to know. When I'm speaking to u, I'm serious.
This was to BA

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I ain't who u think I think I am
@Kandycita
All things considered, I think u'd be a great friend to smoke a bowl and watch bad b list Netflix movies wit
@Whispering Eye

i dig u and ya homies friendship
@Remedy and @Blactivity

You are online the way I think in life
@AP21

U pick urself an Ace piece of ass, no disrespect..I would wreck that chick daily fam
@King Du

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Dear Nobody Wants To Play With Me (II),

How many more post must we skip over of yours that basically screams out for attention? Acceptance? To be part of the 'cool' clique?
Ya pathetic ass spends every waking post telling us how we ain't shit, how we gang up in our lil circle, how we won't let new posters breathe. Naw nigga, just you. Your post rarely make any sense yet you supposedly 'dropping knowledge". Ya rebuttals are bi-curious @ best. You're asscheeks and yet you got the balls to complain that no one letting you "breathe'. Nigga you worse than ****** and she so parched for attention her weave drying out. I tell you what my g, you go a week without @'ing or mentioning posters and I'll put in a word for ya with the 'cool' clique lol. You stupid ass wipe. I wonder if ya moms had a hard time pulling you off the teat.


This was only a pep talk,
Chi
@Chi-town B
 
Dear I'm Really A Bouncer,

Where bruh? The Senior Citizen Home? Surely you wasn’t talking baout that bar? Keep deluding yaself into thinking that being a Walgreens Greeter=being a bouncer. It don't. You ole, can I help you to ya car with them bags, hey no skate boarding around here, you can't eat in here, I'm a need to confiscate ya drinks, I need to search ya baby stroller in case u stole diapers, I really wanna chair but boss says it's gonna make me lazy, 1 beer minimum? Aww man, I only got 1/2 an hr break so let me run over to Holey Moley Donut Shop real quick, Oh shit somebody stole my flash light ass nigga

Top Flight security my ass, you need to turn in ya damn whistle

-Chi
@King Du
 
The rest were about Du because we traded a couple insults after my first one lol

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Dear You Share That Girl….But Don’t Wanna Share That Girl,

How da fuck you gonna be in an open relationship; wife, mistress, bm AND a girlfriend but don’t wanna share? You selfish son of a snitch. I ain’t gonna keep that girl bruh nor would I do anything less than Christian approved positions on her. I know she your first and everything and I respect that to the fullest. But dammit, you gotta let her go and come get this work. You holding her back from greatness and for what? You scared she might enjoy herself? Naturally. You think she gonna leave you? Stop it bruh, by your own estimation, she as faithful as a bloodhound. She’ll be back bruh. And as a sign of my good faith and intentions, I won’t leave any bruising and I will ensure she disposes of all my bodily evidence before she comes home to you, just don’t kiss her right away tho. Pretty fair right?

She like roses and shit or will a bottle of Henny do?

A Couple Of States Over, IJS
-Chi
 
Oh two then because you got

Dear Former Flame,

Hate it had to come to this but since my presence to good for your inbox guess I just have to speak to you here. And trust you gone read it, I don’t buy for a second you skipping past these joints. Not my joints, lie to yaself some more. You know the funny thing is, I almost for a half a day thought we could possibly almost have something. Not in no long term meet the parents have a baby type of way but a hey I’m in ya city let’s meet up for dinner and some sex type of way. Was gonna treat you to Longhorns and Hilton Inns & Suites. Now I see ya ratchet ass like Waffle House and Red Roof Inns. Trout mouth skank. Naw, I will not take that back. My momma said treat a woman like a lady until she shows you otherwise and dammit you done showed me you ain’t nothing but the bowels of ya deplorable city. I hope to Allah ya toothbrush falls in the toilet tonight. Gon head and say I’m a nigga scorned. YUP! I gave you the best textual spit of 2017 and you chose to ignore and for what? Ya excuses as tired as ya nasty ass wash rag. I can’t forget ya tho so instead I’m a immortalize you in my posts

You missed out on the best thing that could have happened to ya dead fish fucking ass
-Chi
 
You are such a sweet person. I can tell you have a kind heart, but won't stand for any balderdash.
#No clue...

You remind me a friend that I haven't communicated with in a while. I didn't know if I would like your personality, but I dig it. You might be just as goofy as me. Cool ass person.
#Kandy

I trust you more than most.
#Remedy

You are strange.
#I think Superior. Idk.

I didn't like you too much in the beginning, but you are hilarious. You seem like a great parent too. That's even more dope.
#Kimg DuDu
 
Dear Nobody Wants To Play With Me (II),

How many more post must we skip over of yours that basically screams out for attention? Acceptance? To be part of the 'cool' clique?
Ya pathetic ass spends every waking post telling us how we ain't shit, how we gang up in our lil circle, how we won't let new posters breathe. Naw nigga, just you. Your post rarely make any sense yet you supposedly 'dropping knowledge". Ya rebuttals are bi-curious @ best. You're asscheeks and yet you got the balls to complain that no one letting you "breathe'. Nigga you worse than ****** and she so parched for attention her weave drying out. I tell you what my g, you go a week without @'ing or mentioning posters and I'll put in a word for ya with the 'cool' clique lol. You stupid ass wipe. I wonder if ya moms had a hard time pulling you off the teat.


This was only a pep talk,
Chi
Aye this is why you the funniest on the site!

You go TF in when you ether a nigga

Told that nigga his posts was bi-curious lmao!

I don't even wanna know who this was about
 
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