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Basically. Ain't nothing wrong with it tho.
Tell A Member Something...
- Thread starter Loquacious
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Basically. Ain't nothing wrong with it tho.
Dear Big Nigga With The Sassy Nigga Disposition,
Just where the hell do you come off typing to me like such? You must have forgot that you get winded walking from ya room to the bathroom b. Ain’t no way you gonna be able to keep up with this textual onslaught. A brother ya size should show a lil more gratitude when a nigga like me offers to tell you about ya self. See why the rest of them telling you that big bold and beautiful bullshit, I’m a keep it 100.......you one more helping at the local Cracker Barrel away from needing a OWN intervention. The gall of a 350+ nigga in his mid 30s talking to me about size. Tuh! Both of us in special order nigga! Only difference is, my clothes can’t double as movie screens. You wide belly bastard. You that whole turkey for me right bastard. You KFC need to start selling larger family meals BASTARD!
I tell you what fam, next time I'm in town how about I show ya lady a night on the town where we don’t have to constantly stop for ice cream breaks, I show ya son what’s it’s like to have a father that can wrestle a full 30 min Iron Man match without calling for a smoke break, and then I just take his clothes along with her heart and your dignity
I started this ‘Tell A Member’ shit my nigga. Fuck around and find yaself facing
-Chiraq
Just where the hell do you come off typing to me like such? You must have forgot that you get winded walking from ya room to the bathroom b. Ain’t no way you gonna be able to keep up with this textual onslaught. A brother ya size should show a lil more gratitude when a nigga like me offers to tell you about ya self. See why the rest of them telling you that big bold and beautiful bullshit, I’m a keep it 100.......you one more helping at the local Cracker Barrel away from needing a OWN intervention. The gall of a 350+ nigga in his mid 30s talking to me about size. Tuh! Both of us in special order nigga! Only difference is, my clothes can’t double as movie screens. You wide belly bastard. You that whole turkey for me right bastard. You KFC need to start selling larger family meals BASTARD!
I tell you what fam, next time I'm in town how about I show ya lady a night on the town where we don’t have to constantly stop for ice cream breaks, I show ya son what’s it’s like to have a father that can wrestle a full 30 min Iron Man match without calling for a smoke break, and then I just take his clothes along with her heart and your dignity
I started this ‘Tell A Member’ shit my nigga. Fuck around and find yaself facing
-Chiraq
Allergens
Me I'm Supa Fly
The women all get along, the men have an unspoken code to leave alone women that other men are publicly pursuing.
But u know deep down underneath that, a couple of em got a strong dislike for each that ain't shown itself yet. There's a dude somewhere in a pm dirty mackin as we speak...
It'll come...give it time
But u know deep down underneath that, a couple of em got a strong dislike for each that ain't shown itself yet. There's a dude somewhere in a pm dirty mackin as we speak...
It'll come...give it time
IP360
Doctorate & Ph.D in Bootyology
Dear Former Flame,
Hate it had to come to this but since my presence to good for your inbox guess I just have to speak to you here. And trust you gone read it, I don’t buy for a second you skipping past these joints. Not my joints, lie to yaself some more. You know the funny thing is, I almost for a half a day thought we could possibly almost have something. Not in no long term meet the parents have a baby type of way but a hey I’m in ya city let’s meet up for dinner and some sex type of way. Was gonna treat you to Longhorns and Hilton Inns & Suites. Now I see ya ratchet ass like Waffle House and Red Roof Inns. Trout mouth skank. Naw, I will not take that back. My momma said treat a woman like a lady until she shows you otherwise and dammit you done showed me you ain’t nothing but the bowels of ya deplorable city. I hope to Allah ya toothbrush falls in the toilet tonight. Gon head and say I’m a nigga scorned. YUP! I gave you the best textual spit of 2017 and you chose to ignore and for what? Ya excuses as tired as ya nasty ass wash rag. I can’t forget ya tho so instead I’m a immortalize you in my posts
You missed out on the best thing that could have happened to ya dead fish fucking ass
-Chi
Hate it had to come to this but since my presence to good for your inbox guess I just have to speak to you here. And trust you gone read it, I don’t buy for a second you skipping past these joints. Not my joints, lie to yaself some more. You know the funny thing is, I almost for a half a day thought we could possibly almost have something. Not in no long term meet the parents have a baby type of way but a hey I’m in ya city let’s meet up for dinner and some sex type of way. Was gonna treat you to Longhorns and Hilton Inns & Suites. Now I see ya ratchet ass like Waffle House and Red Roof Inns. Trout mouth skank. Naw, I will not take that back. My momma said treat a woman like a lady until she shows you otherwise and dammit you done showed me you ain’t nothing but the bowels of ya deplorable city. I hope to Allah ya toothbrush falls in the toilet tonight. Gon head and say I’m a nigga scorned. YUP! I gave you the best textual spit of 2017 and you chose to ignore and for what? Ya excuses as tired as ya nasty ass wash rag. I can’t forget ya tho so instead I’m a immortalize you in my posts
You missed out on the best thing that could have happened to ya dead fish fucking ass
-Chi
You did but he know what it is
Either you are blind or on crack or both.
You talking to me?
I bet you cook some mean greens and cornbread.
I still think you are a sad case.
Nah but if the shoe fits.
oh ok.
This screams emotion and hurt. Pull ya skirt down. The sun will come out tomorrow.
Do you pimp.
Dear Mr I don't smile cuz my teeth don't like me,
Being short is one thing, but you gotta feel like God was just picking on you when you finally realized that it was only the women in your family that called you handsome.
Teachers never called on you as a kid cuz you had the blood shot eyes of an alcoholic at age 9.
When you ask people how they doing, they go in their pocket fishing for change, cuz the only explanation for such an unfortunate face has to be that you live on the streets.
I ain't saying you ugly my nigga, but when they said you had a face for radio I'm sure they was referring to the little fucked up nigga from Howard stern.
Your parents knew a nigga mouth was gonna be fucked up when your adult teeth came in first.
All your baby pictures were lost in a fire right? What they ain't tell you was that the fire started in your crib.
You got the kinda the face that gets left on porch when you go to visit. You could be the t pizza delivery man and they still wouldn't let your ass in.
And you used being outside. They made you sleep on the patio, and made sure to lock the door every night. Every since that time pop pop got drunk and thought you were the little leprechaun from the movies...they had to play it safe.
But I swear it's fun watching you win. That's why you're my favorite poster. Every time a female says nice things to you it makes me smile.
It's like watching cops when a nigga try run. You know it's gonna end badly, and it's only a matter of time before they looking dumb as shit with their face in the mud....But when they running....all you can do is cheer for them....
Keep running you short ugly Motherfucker...Keep running....
-Du
Being short is one thing, but you gotta feel like God was just picking on you when you finally realized that it was only the women in your family that called you handsome.
Teachers never called on you as a kid cuz you had the blood shot eyes of an alcoholic at age 9.
When you ask people how they doing, they go in their pocket fishing for change, cuz the only explanation for such an unfortunate face has to be that you live on the streets.
I ain't saying you ugly my nigga, but when they said you had a face for radio I'm sure they was referring to the little fucked up nigga from Howard stern.
Your parents knew a nigga mouth was gonna be fucked up when your adult teeth came in first.
All your baby pictures were lost in a fire right? What they ain't tell you was that the fire started in your crib.
You got the kinda the face that gets left on porch when you go to visit. You could be the t pizza delivery man and they still wouldn't let your ass in.
And you used being outside. They made you sleep on the patio, and made sure to lock the door every night. Every since that time pop pop got drunk and thought you were the little leprechaun from the movies...they had to play it safe.
But I swear it's fun watching you win. That's why you're my favorite poster. Every time a female says nice things to you it makes me smile.
It's like watching cops when a nigga try run. You know it's gonna end badly, and it's only a matter of time before they looking dumb as shit with their face in the mud....But when they running....all you can do is cheer for them....
Keep running you short ugly Motherfucker...Keep running....
-Du