Dear 1/2 pint,
How it feel to have a toddler's eye view of the world? Getting confused for a student at your kid's elementary school. Hating amusement park rides for undisclosed reasons. You know wearing kid's clothes like you still young has a shelf life. When you hit 40 it's just crushing to only bee able to drink wine coolers cuz you barely weigh over 100 pounds.
Yea it sounds good to say you enjoying the bachelor life, but at some point you gotta come to reality. You can talk a good game online. Trade pics back n forth. Make em laugh. Court them for months. But when it comes down to it.....chicks struggle with happiness when they can't even wear heels around a nigga. They might give a nigga a little sympathy butt....I mean simping ain't easy. Plus you gotta have some kinda return on your investment.
No body wants a Dalmatian jockey. No self respecting woman wants a nigga who drive in a booster seat. When she says "grow up", she intends for it to mean one thing...not question if you you really went through puberty or not.
happy meal niggaz need not come at the big Mac just cuz they tired of being the small fry.
Don't make me post the video of you needing to get a running start to jump high enough to put your bills in the mailbox little nigga.
But Naw, we cool. My son just grew out of size 6. Lemme know next time you coming up, I'll put some of his shit aside for you.
Thoughtfully,
The King of this shit