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Germs said:
Feel like, some things don't need to be said. Like, eventually they'll work their way right.
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Passive aggressive statements are for teenage girls and old married couples..

Real niggaz in their prime speak their mind
 
Dear I'm Really A Bouncer,

Where bruh? The Senior Citizen Home? Surely you wasn’t talking baout that bar? Keep deluding yaself into thinking that being a Walgreens Greeter=being a bouncer. It don't. You ole, can I help you to ya car with them bags, hey no skate boarding around here, you can't eat in here, I'm a need to confiscate ya drinks, I need to search ya baby stroller in case u stole diapers, I really wanna chair but boss says it's gonna make me lazy, 1 beer minimum? Aww man, I only got 1/2 an hr break so let me run over to Holey Moley Donut Shop real quick, Oh shit somebody stole my flash light ass nigga

Top Flight security my ass, you need to turn in ya damn whistle

-Chi
 
Dear You Share That Girl….But Don’t Wanna Share That Girl,

How da fuck you gonna be in an open relationship; wife, mistress, bm AND a girlfriend but don’t wanna share? You selfish son of a snitch. I ain’t gonna keep that girl bruh nor would I do anything less than Christian approved positions on her. I know she your first and everything and I respect that to the fullest. But dammit, you gotta let her go and come get this work. You holding her back from greatness and for what? You scared she might enjoy herself? Naturally. You think she gonna leave you? Stop it bruh, by your own estimation, she as faithful as a bloodhound. She’ll be back bruh. And as a sign of my good faith and intentions, I won’t leave any bruising and I will ensure she disposes of all my bodily evidence before she comes home to you, just don’t kiss her right away tho. Pretty fair right?

She like roses and shit or will a bottle of Henny do?

A Couple Of States Over, IJS
-Chi
 
I got a couple more but I think I broke the thread so ehhh

Thanks for letting me vent
 
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Dear 1/2 pint,

How it feel to have a toddler's eye view of the world? Getting confused for a student at your kid's elementary school. Hating amusement park rides for undisclosed reasons. You know wearing kid's clothes like you still young has a shelf life. When you hit 40 it's just crushing to only bee able to drink wine coolers cuz you barely weigh over 100 pounds.

Yea it sounds good to say you enjoying the bachelor life, but at some point you gotta come to reality. You can talk a good game online. Trade pics back n forth. Make em laugh. Court them for months. But when it comes down to it.....chicks struggle with happiness when they can't even wear heels around a nigga. They might give a nigga a little sympathy butt....I mean simping ain't easy. Plus you gotta have some kinda return on your investment.

No body wants a Dalmatian jockey. No self respecting woman wants a nigga who drive in a booster seat. When she says "grow up", she intends for it to mean one thing...not question if you you really went through puberty or not.

happy meal niggaz need not come at the big Mac just cuz they tired of being the small fry.

Don't make me post the video of you needing to get a running start to jump high enough to put your bills in the mailbox little nigga.

But Naw, we cool. My son just grew out of size 6. Lemme know next time you coming up, I'll put some of his shit aside for you.

Thoughtfully,

The King of this shit
 
Well well well

Looks like it’s time to turn up in this piece.......
 
ChiCity said:
Dear Nobody Wants To Play With Me (II),

How many more post must we skip over of yours that basically screams out for attention? Acceptance? To be part of the 'cool' clique?
Ya pathetic ass spends every waking post telling us how we ain't shit, how we gang up in our lil circle, how we won't let new posters breathe. Naw nigga, just you. Your post rarely make any sense yet you supposedly 'dropping knowledge". Ya rebuttals are bi-curious @ best. You're asscheeks and yet you got the balls to complain that no one letting you "breathe'. Nigga you worse than ****** and she so parched for attention her weave drying out. I tell you what my g, you go a week without @'ing or mentioning posters and I'll put in a word for ya with the 'cool' clique lol. You stupid ass wipe. I wonder if ya moms had a hard time pulling you off the teat.


This was only a pep talk,
Chi
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King Du said:
Dear 1/2 pint,

How it feel to have a toddler's eye view of the world? Getting confused for a student at your kid's elementary school. Hating amusement park rides for undisclosed reasons. You know wearing kid's clothes like you still young has a shelf life. When you hit 40 it's just crushing to only bee able to drink wine coolers cuz you barely weigh over 100 pounds.

Yea it sounds good to say you enjoying the bachelor life, but at some point you gotta come to reality. You can talk a good game online. Trade pics back n forth. Make em laugh. Court them for months. But when it comes down to it.....chicks struggle with happiness when they can't even wear heels around a nigga. They might give a nigga a little sympathy butt....I mean simping ain't easy. Plus you gotta have some kinda return on your investment.

No body wants a Dalmatian jockey. No self respecting woman wants a nigga who drive in a booster seat. When she says "grow up", she intends for it to mean one thing...not question if you you really went through puberty or not.

happy meal niggaz need not come at the big Mac just cuz they tired of being the small fry.

Don't make me post the video of you needing to get a running start to jump high enough to put your bills in the mailbox little nigga.

But Naw, we cool. My son just grew out of size 6. Lemme know next time you coming up, I'll put some of his shit aside for you.

Thoughtfully,

The King of this shit
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