Dear I'm Really A Bouncer,
Where bruh? The Senior Citizen Home? Surely you wasn’t talking baout that bar? Keep deluding yaself into thinking that being a Walgreens Greeter=being a bouncer. It don't. You ole, can I help you to ya car with them bags, hey no skate boarding around here, you can't eat in here, I'm a need to confiscate ya drinks, I need to search ya baby stroller in case u stole diapers, I really wanna chair but boss says it's gonna make me lazy, 1 beer minimum? Aww man, I only got 1/2 an hr break so let me run over to Holey Moley Donut Shop real quick, Oh shit somebody stole my flash light ass nigga
Top Flight security my ass, you need to turn in ya damn whistle
-Chi