Ironman
Genius, Billionaire, Playboy, Philanthropist
We never had a chimney so all I could think about was how the hell he'd get in our house every yearWere u grateful that ur parents preserved ur innocence n let u be a child b?
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We never had a chimney so all I could think about was how the hell he'd get in our house every yearWere u grateful that ur parents preserved ur innocence n let u be a child b?
I let them find out on their own. I don't need the thanks from them, just seeing them open their gifts is enough for me whether they know it's from me or not
My son told me Santa was fake. I was like whaaaaaaat for real?
So there’s that.
It was on purposeYou accidentally whacked me Trandy...
I can’t stand when parents use that “I need them to know I’m the one who got them those gifts.” If YOU know then I believe that’s good enough.
I knew I was the one who bought the gifts but when he believed it ain’t bother me giving Santa the credit because I WAS SANTA. I knew who did it.
If a kid looks me dead in the eye and asks if Santa real it wont be me lying through my teeth to make them believe.Let the kids be kids... Damn
That's different from just being a dick and saying you know he not real right?If a kid looks me dead in the eye and asks if Santa real it wont be me lying through my teeth to make them believe.