Washed Awards: hilarious odd injury moments

[AP2.5]

having a carseat in ya car shouldnt be considered washed tho

 

[TheNightKing]

having a carseat in ya car shouldnt be considered washed tho

If you don't put it in the trunk when you dont have the kid, then yeah, it counts.

 

[JUDAH]

If you don't put it in the trunk when you dont have the kid, then yeah, it counts.

Nah bruh. When you get it strapped in just right...unless you're cleaning...it aint coming out until the kid doesnt need it anymore.

 

[AP2.5]

If you don't put it in the trunk when you dont have the kid, then yeah, it counts.

who wants to go through all the trouble of removing the anchor and shit every single time you dont have the kid?

 

[TheNightKing]

Nah bruh. When you get it strapped in just right...unless you're cleaning...it aint coming out until the kid doesnt need it anymore.

Gon head and add that 5 to your tally.

It's included in my 45 cause I completely agree with you.

 

[TheNightKing]

who wants to go through all the trouble of removing the anchor and shit every single time you dont have the kid?

Add the 5 t0 yours too.

 

[AP2.5]

lol

i wont

 

[Dwayne]

Young hoes ain't gon fuck u now

I’m married fam


Y’all can have these young hoes lol

 

[Hater Hearst Helmsley]

I got 35 on the washed scale

And damn right that car seat ain’t coming out that shit stays in

 

[Dwayne]

I don't see how being in a relationship a long time is being washed

 

[Dwayne]

40



Car Seat - 5

Stayed Home Last Weekend - 5

Married - 10

Got Kids - 10

Not a single DM (don’t have FB or IG anymore though) - 5 Added this one in my last score of 45 but im Taking this one off since I don't rock with that shit anymore

Been to a PTA Meeting - 10

 

[AP2.5]

I don't see how being in a relationship a long time is being washed

washed is starting to be one of those words that people are using as a broad brush to describe maturity

washed is shit like going to the club and wishing you stayed at home b/c its just not for you

not having a car seat in your backseat when you got kids

looking forward to the sales ads in the mail might be considered washed

but not being more wise about your financial purposes

niggas just love calling everything washed even if the shit dont fit

 

[Dwayne]

washed is starting to be one of those words that people are using as a broad brush to describe maturity

washed is shit like going to the club and wishing you stayed at home b/c its just not for you

not having a car seat in your backseat when you got kids

looking forward to the sales ads in the mail might be considered washed

but not being more wise about your financial purposes

niggas just love calling everything washed even if the shit dont fit

Im kinda washed but yea, that word is used loosely as fuck

 

[IP360]

Washed...you look forward to going to Sam's, grocery shopping, or runnin any other mundane errand

 

[Big Lurko]

Once the beard game gets right I'm gonna finally jus shave my head...

I'm officially washed

 

[Dwayne]

Once the beard game gets right I'm gonna finally jus shave my head...

I'm officially washed

Cuz. Aint you in your 30s?

 

[Big Lurko]

Cuz. Aint you in your 30s?

31

 

[Dwayne]

31

And your beard still aint right?


Let that go cuz

 

[Big Lurko]

And your beard still aint right?


Let that go cuz

Lol oh nah growing a beard no problem

 

[Water Ur Seeds]

Couple years back I playing football (soccer) at work, I went to control a pass in a warm up, stepped on the ball and done my ankle ligaments... Looked a right idiot, especially when I hit the deck in pain... People were cracking up laughing, tbh I was half laughing, half yelling in agony...