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Started my new job at the detox center. Boss was like "Yeah we don't have Cerner yet (our electronic health records system) so we just have these physical notes we need entered in for review and we are a bit behind so we will have you do that for today" then she took off.

Finished the shit in 15 minutes and just been sitting here walking around and surfing the interwebs. Love this job so far.
 
Lou Cypher said:
Started my new job at the detox center. Boss was like "Yeah we don't have Cerner yet (our electronic health records system) so we just have these physical notes we need entered in for review and we are a bit behind so we will have you do that for today" then she took off.

Finished the shit in 15 minutes and just been sitting here walking around and surfing the interwebs. Love this job so far.
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Good job scoring a job where you get to spend more time with your internet friend's Lou
 
Thanks man, all part of the plan. IT didnt put a filter on the net over in this building either so i may catch up on some shows.
 
Whispering_eye said:
I hate working in an office. Wypipo don't cover their mouths and everyone is sick.

This one lady uses the compressed air blower to clean out her keyboard and now I can see the particles floating in the air. I hate those things.

Airborne on deck.
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Reason #3473 Why I'm against folks bring their babies to the job.

A lot of these muthafucca don't wash their hands, and be touching everything. You know what, lemme get my hand sanitizer.
 
My co-worker walks as if she's scared of black men, and thinks I'm gonna rob her in the hallway
 
MissK said:
You know what you have to do
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You already know...

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Had a coworker asked me at a potluck, why I didn't just reach in the bag wit my hands, and grab the chips. As oppose to using a napkin.

Haven't eaten an open bag of chips at a potluck ever since.
 
InstagramusPrime360 said:
Reason #3473 Why I'm against folks bring their babies to the job.

A lot of these muthafucca don't wash their hands, and be touching everything. You know what, lemme get my hand sanitizer.
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They brought a dog in the office this past Friday... A dog , jo... So on top of the germs there's pet dander in the air...
 
It's official? That's a good look. Either way, they need to find a home and stick to it.
 
So this just happened. Well it happened before I started my jog.

I'm walking and trying to set up my headphones. I walk the trail to the parking lot and it was two policemen in their cars. I'm not thinking much of it. I play my music and I hear a horn honk. I ignore it. Then I hear it again, so I look up like WHO THE HELL HONKING?

The officer waves to me and says come here. Now, I'm scared, I wasn't planning on getting shot today. So, he says hi beautiful and asked my name and I said LaKeisha. I wasn't trying to give him my real info. Then he says nice to meet me and all that and asks me was I single. I eye his finger, there was a ring. I told him he wasn't single so who wanted to know, he chuckled. Then this mf reaches his hand up and tries to touch my braids, by habit I popped his hand. My eyes got big as hell, I just knew it was over for me. He was actually cool about it but I told him I don't like people touching my hair. I let him know he was slowing me down and I had to go. So I took off running and I heard him say "mmmm". Old nasty creep.
 
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