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Reesey said:
But, But they are already here Ms. Kandy,

Gosh darn it!!! That's what I get for buying things for my kids without consulting the ABW first! smh


Now what am I supposed to do with all these Got D*mn Marbles?

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Just monitor him while he plays with them. I know they have little racetrack looking things that he can roll the marbles.

Or you can get a glass vase and put them on the bottom and add faux flowers.
 
Lou Cypher said:
Oh you know, just doing white people stuff and adapting to the new job. How have you been love?
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I hope you like your gig!

I have Been doing awesometastic. We all need to get back on GTA or whatever new game that allows us to shoot one another and steal vehicles.

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Understanding Your Paycheck

Gross pay: $1,222.02

Deductions:
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Income Tax: 244.40
Outgo Tax: 45.21
State Tax: 61.10
Interstate Tax: 5.89
County Tax: 6.11
City Tax: 12.22
Rural Tax: 4.44
Back Tax: 1.11
Front Tax: 1.16
Side Tax: 1.61
Up Tax: 2.22
Down Tax: 1.11
Tic-Tacs: 1.98
Thumbtacks: 3.93
Carpet Tacks: 0.98
Stadium Tax: 0.69
Flat Tax: 8.32
Surtax: 3.46
Ma'am Tax: 2.60
Parking Fee: 5.00
No Parking Fee: 10.00
F.I.C.A.: 81.88
T.G.I.F.: 9.95
Life Insurance: 5.85
Health Insurance: 16.23
Disability: 2.50
Ability: .25
Liability Insurance: 3.41
Dental Insurance: 4.50
Mental Insurance: 4.33
Reassurance: 0.11
Coffee: 6.85
Coffee Cups: 66.51
Calendar: 3.06
Floor Rental: 16.85
Chair Rental: 4.32
Desk Rental: 4.43
Union Dues: 5.85
Union Dont's: 3.77
Cash Advances: 0.69
Cash Retreats: 121.35
Overtime: 1.26
Undertime: 54.83
Eastern Time: 9.00
Central Time: 8.00
Mountain Time: 7.00
Pacific Time: 6.00
Grenwich Mean Time: 24.00
Bathroom Time: 6.05
Time Out: 12.21
Oxygen: 10.02
Water: 16.54
Electricity: 38.23
Heat: 51.42
Misc.: 144.38
Air Conditioning: 46.83
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Total, all Deductions $1,222.00

Take Home Pay: $0,000.02

And this is where the expression "just my 2 cents" came from.
 
BNE said:
cuz that boy looks so devastated n he's been emotionally attached for 1.5yrs to a kid that turned out not to be his. he can leave n the kids wont remember him but a year n half of thinkin u a dad isn't nothing.

look @ that poor baby's despair n tell me u aint got tears in ur eyes.
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If you gotta take a chick to a show to see if you're the father, you don't need to be with that bitch b. He got off easy if u ask me.
 
This older Black lady called me irresistible today in conversation and it kind of threw me off because she said it in a way that was kind of sexy.

I'm like is this lady trying to throw me the box? Lmaoooo :icu1:

either way shawty really made my day:bet::bet:
 
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