Scandalust313
Unshakeable Unbreakable Victorious
I don't think ears perked up in judgement. More like your PM's bout to be hit w/ love sonnets & gift cards. lol
If it hasn't already.
I don't think ears perked up in judgement. More like your PM's bout to be hit w/ love sonnets & gift cards. lol
If it hasn't already.
It is fake...it's from one of those poorly written 'hood lit' booksThis isn’t fake and it happens all the time go on No jumper and it’s hoes literally telling the same story and if you really from Atlanta you know it’s niggas getting paid by white men to fuck there wife it’s a bunch of weirdo shit going on.
But there was one protection they should've had that was missing...birth control.
Cuz K.I.D.S. is forever!
This reminds of staying up late to watch Real Sex on HBO. And how mfs that really be about that swinger life really be ugly or homely as fuck.
But there was one protection they should've had that was missing...birth control.
Cuz K.I.D.S. is forever!
The crazy thing is that if they out there doing that shit regularly and letting people cum in them unprotected, getting pregnant is an inevitability. As far as I know, no contraceptive is 100% effective, and with the numbers they doing they'd probably rub up against the bounds of effectiveness pretty quickly. I mean if the pill is 99.9% effective and her crazy 200 number was actually true, she basically came out of that experience with a 20% chance of being impregnated even with the birth control in place.
Since we telling stories, heres an oldie but a goodie.
A good ass friend of mine that I grew up with got together with a chick in my early 20s.
They was a good match. Got a house, moved in together.
We all still chilled, she was part of the crew.
She was also super attractive, but objectively. Like she was really good looking, but I was never attracted to her, cause she was one of my closest friends girl.
Fast forward a a few months, they hosting a get together.
Im there, but im going slow on drinks cause im gonna drive back. Homie tells me he got a room for me to crash. Im like bet, i start really drinking.
Shit gets late, mfers start leaving.
Now its just me, the homie, and his girl.
Im lit. Feeling good. She leave the room, and my boy just comes out with it. Like he aint beat around the bush at all.
Dude was like yo me and my girl wants you to smash her.
Im like what? Stop playing. Hes like nah for real, she wants to have sex with you and im cool with that. She in the bedroom getting ready.
I never sobered up faster. I had to think for a good minute. And then was like nah man, you wildin, i cant.
And then he says something like "bruh if you not comfortable, I wont even be in the room"
Lmaooooo. The whole time I didnt even consider that he was gon be there too. Like im saying no just cause its weird that im smashing his girl. The whole time he was thinking he was gonna be there too.
I told him like nah man, im cool. Shit got uncomfortable, and I took my keys and left.
I was dumb drunk. Idk how I got home, but I did.
We only saw each other when we chilled in groups after that, and shit got so uncomfortable we started avoiding each other.
Lmaoooooooo.
And that was my boy for years. Idk if he was always like that, or if she turnt him out.
Wild shit.
lol but nah fr tho. Were ur friend n his gf both white?
Since we telling stories, heres an oldie but a goodie.
A good ass friend of mine that I grew up with got together with a chick in my early 20s.
They was a good match. Got a house, moved in together.
We all still chilled, she was part of the crew.
She was also super attractive, but objectively. Like she was really good looking, but I was never attracted to her, cause she was one of my closest friends girl.
Fast forward a a few months, they hosting a get together.
Im there, but im going slow on drinks cause im gonna drive back. Homie tells me he got a room for me to crash. Im like bet, i start really drinking.
Shit gets late, mfers start leaving.
Now its just me, the homie, and his girl.
Im lit. Feeling good. She leave the room, and my boy just comes out with it. Like he aint beat around the bush at all.
Dude was like yo me and my girl wants you to smash her.
Im like what? Stop playing. Hes like nah for real, she wants to have sex with you and im cool with that. She in the bedroom getting ready.
I never sobered up faster. I had to think for a good minute. And then was like nah man, you wildin, i cant.
And then he says something like "bruh if you not comfortable, I wont even be in the room"
Lmaooooo. The whole time I didnt even consider that he was gon be there too. Like im saying no just cause its weird that im smashing his girl. The whole time he was thinking he was gonna be there too.
I told him like nah man, im cool. Shit got uncomfortable, and I took my keys and left.
I was dumb drunk. Idk how I got home, but I did.
We only saw each other when we chilled in groups after that, and shit got so uncomfortable we started avoiding each other.
Lmaoooooooo.
And that was my boy for years. Idk if he was always like that, or if she turnt him out.
Wild shit.
Gii damn. Bruh said he was willing to risk a DUI than to smash his homeboy's girl??
Cole world mayne