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And base off the trailer and every last update of the past 2 years and Marvel’s typical formula. This movie is pretty easy to figure out.
 
Say man... if yall talkin spoilers from whatever leak there was get the fuck outa here with that shit

Cmon now. You know how it goes in here. One trailer drops, and some folks already know what the WHOLE movie is about.

Gotta put in a spoiler tho, b/c I don't wanna ruin the movie for yall...*clears throat*...

Apparently TChalla EBRC Namor's sister

She's giving birth to T'Challa's child

The child is gonna be fatherless

Mama BP sick of the lies and bs on social media about her son.

T'Challa's main squeeze is heart broken after finding out he got a child with an ATLien chick. That's why you see her at the beach.

Auntie Shuri gotta be rocking the BP outfit b/c they showed someone wit a small feminine wrist. Oh and she's a Wakanda lesbian (gotta meet that LGBtQ4@; quota)

Namor bout to flood Wakanda and rename it New Aztec City

Black and Brown beef continues even in the comics

M'Baku the only hetero male figure in the movie. But he now commands an army of Lil Nas X's

Wyte Anglo Saxon Ross is actually a Skrull...who's also a MAGA...who purposely started the beef b/t Wakanda and Namor. Tryin to kill two groups of minorities wit one stone.

And the end credit scene is the surprise shock that T'Challa was ACTUALLY in a coma...unbeknownst to everyone.

He wakes up.

Camera pans from his feet.

All the way to his face.

Until the camera reveals that T'Challa has FINALLY been recasted (after receiving thousands of MJ DOOM's emails)!

And the actor who will now carry the BP mantle is...TERRENCE HOWARD (Marvel's way of apologizing for droppin him)!

He then he utters these 3 iconic words to close the scene out...

"...what's happ'n mayne"

The End...or is it?

2ND END CREDIT SCENE!

Camera shows Kilmonger waking up from HIS coma! Only to find out his girl Lori Harvey dumped him and is now back in dem skreets wit dat wyte boy Harlow...or whateva his name is.

So if you read my spoiler...then there's no point in seeing the movie now. All was explained in that one...teaser...trailer.

Good Day everyone.
 
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Cmon now. You know how it goes in here. One trailer drops, and some folks already know what the WHOLE movie is about.

Gotta put in a spoiler tho, b/c I don't wanna ruin the movie for yall...*clears throat*...

Apparently TChalla EBRC Namor's sister

She's giving birth to T'Challa's child

The child is gonna be fatherless

Mama BP sick of the lies and bs on social media about her son.

T'Challa's main squeeze is heart broken after finding out he got a child with an ATLien chick. That's why you see her at the beach.

Auntie Shuri gotta be rocking the BP outfit b/c they showed someone wit a small feminine wrist. Oh and she's a Wakanda lesbian (gotta meet that LGBtQ4@; quota)

Namor bout to flood Wakanda and rename it New Aztec City

Black and Brown beef continues even in the comics

M'Baku the only hetero male figure in the movie. But he now commands an army of Lil Nas X's

Wyte Anglo Saxon Ross is actually a Skrull...who's also a MAGA...who purposely started the beef b/t Wakanda and Namor. Tryin to kill to groups of minorities wit one stone.

And the end credit scene is the surprise shock that T'Challa was ACTUALLY in a coma...unbeknownst to everyone.

He wakes up.

Camera pans from his feet.

All the way to his face.

Until the camera reveals that T'Challa has FINALLY been recasted (after receiving thousands of MJ DOOM's emails)!

And the actor who will now carry the BP mantle is...TERRENCE HOWARD (Marvel's way of apologizing for droppin him)!

He then he utters these 3 iconic words to close the scene out...

"...what's happ'n mayne"

The End...or is it?

2ND END CREDIT SCENE!

Camera shows Kilmonger waking up from HIS coma! Only to find out his girl Lori Harvey dumped him and is now back in dem skreets wit dat wyte boy Harlow...or whateva his name is.

So if you read my spoiler...then there's no point in seeing the movie now. All was explained in that one...teaser...trailer.

Good Day everyone.

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Just ask one of them 4 fuck niggas you trying to great Lols from, out man.
 
Cmon now. You know how it goes in here. One trailer drops, and some folks already know what the WHOLE movie is about.

Gotta put in a spoiler tho, b/c I don't wanna ruin the movie for yall...*clears throat*...

Apparently TChalla EBRC Namor's sister

She's giving birth to T'Challa's child

The child is gonna be fatherless

Mama BP sick of the lies and bs on social media about her son.

T'Challa's main squeeze is heart broken after finding out he got a child with an ATLien chick. That's why you see her at the beach.

Auntie Shuri gotta be rocking the BP outfit b/c they showed someone wit a small feminine wrist. Oh and she's a Wakanda lesbian (gotta meet that LGBtQ4@; quota)

Namor bout to flood Wakanda and rename it New Aztec City

Black and Brown beef continues even in the comics

M'Baku the only hetero male figure in the movie. But he now commands an army of Lil Nas X's

Wyte Anglo Saxon Ross is actually a Skrull...who's also a MAGA...who purposely started the beef b/t Wakanda and Namor. Tryin to kill to groups of minorities wit one stone.

And the end credit scene is the surprise shock that T'Challa was ACTUALLY in a coma...unbeknownst to everyone.

He wakes up.

Camera pans from his feet.

All the way to his face.

Until the camera reveals that T'Challa has FINALLY been recasted (after receiving thousands of MJ DOOM's emails)!

And the actor who will now carry the BP mantle is...TERRENCE HOWARD (Marvel's way of apologizing for droppin him)!

He then he utters these 3 iconic words to close the scene out...

"...what's happ'n mayne"

The End...or is it?

2ND END CREDIT SCENE!

Camera shows Kilmonger waking up from HIS coma! Only to find out his girl Lori Harvey dumped him and is now back in dem skreets wit dat wyte boy Harlow...or whateva his name is.

So if you read my spoiler...then there's no point in seeing the movie now. All was explained in that one...teaser...trailer.

Good Day everyone.

lol nope. im not doin this wit yall today

 
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