Just paid shorty to eat a Plan B
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I wanna say fuck off right now, wait it's not Gene is it? I don't fucking know cuz I don't be following that kinda shit and every thread to know, and now I higher than a mf cuz I just finished this pre rolled and basically and very confused and high and yeah
Who ARE you
B_A
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Omg... BA who had the Meh! THINK YOU DUMBASS THINK!!! Who had the meh....
B_A
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Okay I cheated, I looked at past reactions to find out. @Oh Mars.
You're @Thread Police ? Voluntarily or designated?
You're @Thread Police ? Voluntarily or designated?
B_A
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Doesn't seem very fitting. Should be designated to the people always bitching about the type of threads being made.
deadeye
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deadeye
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B_A
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❤
B_A
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You know I love you and trust you with my life and safety but the lurkers might not see/know that about you and you could be creepin them away. ❤
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deadeye
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Previously on IJPWEPB
(Eh...fuck it I am lazy...) I fucked for 4 minutes on an infertile woman was on her period, pulled out. I didn't cum when I realized what the fuck I was doing and bribed a bih take a Plan B 2 days later. The Kwame Brown of Pussy.
Current episode
So...I am sitting here, playing A lot.
Reflecting on my life, feels like I am going to trial. Like I shot a motherfucker in broad day, in 4K, because he cut me off in traffic. Killing a motherfucker who wronged you feels good until you realize you about to do life in prison. Then you are coping pleas with the judge.
My parents told me that it would good for me to have a child. Maybe I'll enjoy more things in life, what's the worst thing that can happen? (Lol.)
I got blue balls from that night, the blue balls is an actual confirmation that I didn't ejaculate. If you beat your dick enough, you learn that ejaculation and orgasm are separate acts but tend to happen simultaneously. I don't have any interest in sex or women right now so I'ma let my balls hang and be in pain for a while. These shits heavier than a motherfucker. I could crush diamonds with my balls.
My sister told me she took a Plan B 24 hours later and she didn't get pregnant so I should relax. I haven't relaxed at all, I can barely sleep. My family told me to move on with life, stop being such an extremist.
I prayed about this shit and I don't pray. I scheduled my vasectomy appointment. Gonna get that shit next week. Every woman I ever known is blocked and it feels good.
If I'ma have a fucking kid, it's just gonna be one.
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I’m uninterested in this story because you admitted you be lying.
The original was funny but he keep deleting them and its like he tryna one up the previous one.