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Just paid shorty to eat a Plan B

Do yall use different brands for different ethnicities or is that just how my mind work?

Like I couldn't imagine using a knock off on a Mexican or Chinese chick, no racism
 
I don't wanna hear old niggas complaining about sex being a young man's game unless ur 80 years old. If ur eating right, sleeping right and exercising like a mf, you'll keep some of ur youthfulness intact. Niggas sounding low testosterone.

Hit the gym, throw up some sets of barbell hip thrusts and plow these chicken heads til kingdom come.
 
ZMaKEa said:
Bruh, she was like oh, I don't need to mess up my hormones and blah blah, I am on my period.

I don't want a kid, you don't want a kid, fuck do you mean?

And she was like, well you finished inside me before and I didn't get pregnant.

So I was like, I really went gotta argue with a got damn woman about safe sex practices. This bitch is a kamikaze. She'll fuck all our lives up for nothing.

And I didn't even fuck her more than 5 mins total because I came to my senses. I told her we ain't fucking no more after she came. I didn't. I got pornstar control. But I was couldn't tell if I orgasmed cause I am so fucking old.

Something didn't feel right, like future me was coming through the multiverse, giving me a warning.

I told her if I was a multi-billionaire, I would give a woman a billion dollars not to have my baby.

The deal is sealed under NDA, but I decided kamikaze women out there are strong negotiators that don't give a fuck.
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Bruh wtf you tell the board you lasted 5 mins god damn man keep it on the low
 
It's sounds crazy to have it on deck, but plan b stops the ovulation. Meaning it tells the woman's ovaries, not to release an egg. No egg, no baby. It can impede fertilization if it does happen to occur, by not allowing it to attach to the uterus.
 
ZMaKEa said:
I am getting old. Used to be able pull out and be confident.

Now I am having second thoughts about everything.

Those second thoughts and doubts are not your conscience, but future self, giving you a warning.

Bih said, why you tripping, I can't get pregnant and you pulled out and didn't even nut.

I took that walk of shame to the store. I wasn't taking my chances with fate.

I am too old to fuck. I don't need no god damn kids and I am too paranoid. I'ma get snipped.
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New book by ZaMaKEa "The Washed Chronicles" coming to a Barnes & Nobles near you!

Lol
 
ZMaKEa said:
Bruh, she was like oh, I don't need to mess up my hormones and blah blah, I am on my period.

I don't want a kid, you don't want a kid, fuck do you mean?

And she was like, well you finished inside me before and I didn't get pregnant.

So I was like, I really went gotta argue with a got damn woman about safe sex practices. This bitch is a kamikaze. She'll fuck all our lives up for nothing.

And I didn't even fuck her more than 5 mins total because I came to my senses. I told her we ain't fucking no more after she came. I didn't. I got pornstar control. But I was couldn't tell if I orgasmed cause I am so fucking old.

Something didn't feel right, like future me was coming through the multiverse, giving me a warning.

I told her if I was a multi-billionaire, I would give a woman a billion dollars not to have my baby.

The deal is sealed under NDA, but I decided kamikaze women out there are strong negotiators that don't give a fuck.
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This might be the funniest shit I've read on the ABW 😂😂😂😂
 
I deleted other the post for privacy but let me tell you catch you up...

I smashed a shorty I know raw for like 3 minutes total because I came to my senses, pulled out, didn't nut and was warned by my future self aka conscience to get a plan B because I am too old to be fucking.

Present

I just got rid of all my women, porn collection, instathots bookmarks. I am quitting the game cold turkey. My jersey isn't gonna be in rafters, but it was worn proudly and I had some good battles.

I know some of you are gonna be like, "Is it that serious?"

And I'ma say yes. When I was 9, I had my first sexual experience with a 15 year old. By 12, I paid 20 bucks to a 14 year old to give me a blowjob in the mall bathroom while all my homies watched. I've fucked plenty of dudes girls. I've gotten jumped over pussy. I've fucked 36 hours straight without busting, high off of coke in Colombia. I am the type to not fuck for 2 years straight and then try to fuck 25 women in a 3 months span and fuck 20.

My appetite for sex and risk is fucked up.

Like, I am like the Kwame Brown of pussy, I started early and I didn't live up to my potential, but I had a longevity in the game. It's takes a great man to recognize his limitations. It's not because I don't have the libido, I do. I could fuck 40 women right now, but when you get that paranoia, it's over. I have ignored my spider-sense, my future self for majority of my life, knowing I am doing something that makes me uncomfortable or could ruin me and 99 percent of the time it does.

My appointment to get snipped will be made ASAP. I don't want kids or marriage. I might go be a monk or some shit.

For all you motherfuckers still running around, busting in bitches, getting high off the fact that she might get pregnant and might not and you don't know if she actually took birth control but raw pussy is great, salute to you. Someone gotta fuck these, just can't be me no more.
 
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