Just paid shorty to eat a Plan B

[Big Lurko]

I deleted other the post for privacy but let me tell you catch you up...

I smashed a shorty I know raw for like 3 minutes total because I came to my senses, pulled out and was warned by my future self aka conscience to get a plan B because I am too old to be fucking.

Present

I just got rid of all my women, porn collection, instagram bookmarks. I am quitting the game cold turkey. My jersey isn't gonna be in rafters, but it was worn proudly and I had some good battles out.

I know some of you are gonna be like, "Is it that serious?"

And I'ma say yes. When I was 9, I had my first sexual experience, by 12, I paid 20 bucks to a 14 year old to give me a blowjob in the mall bathroom while all my homies watched (which isn't cool in hindsight.) I've fucked plenty of dude's girls. I've gotten jumped over pussy. I've fucked 36 hours straight without busting, high off of coke in Colombia. I am the type to not fuck for 2 years straight and then try to fuck 25 women in a 3 months span and fuck 20. I've fucked at least 25 women I couldn't even stand.

Like, I am like the Kwame Brown of pussy, I started early and I didn't live up to my potential, but I had a longevity in the game. It's takes a great man to recognize his limitations.

It's not because I don't have the libido, I do. I could fuck 40 women right now, but when you get that paranoia, it's over. I have ignored my spider-sense, my future self for majority of my life, knowing I am doing something that makes me uncomfortable or could ruin me and 99 percent of the time it does.

 

[Chicity]

Nothing gets deleted, you gotta live ya truth my boy

Sounds like you lived a helluva life tho

 

[ZMaKEa]

You deleted the other for privacy then come in here and admit you paid a 14 year old to give you head?!


I’m glad you quitting sex.

When I was 12. Not when I was an adult. It was her fault, she was like, I'll do anything for 20 bucks.

She should've left my young ass alone. Technically, she raped me for 20 bucks.

Let me speak pain.

 

[mryounggun]

Kill it with fire.

 

[OhMars]

Your molestation sounds like the root of your problems. Start with fixing that.

 

[#1hiphopjunki3]

 

[Chicity]

This thread is this comedy skit

You ain't got no scissors?

 

[SneakDZA]

Sounds like u going raw on a chick who ain't solid, gotta move different OG

They should have a Plan A - it would be the same formula as Plan B but you gotta get that one if you were raw doggin in the first place so the old lady at the checkout can give you the appropriate judgemental glare.

 

[Bow to Royalty]

Bruh, she was like oh, I don't need to mess up my hormones and blah blah, I am on my period.

I don't want a kid, you don't want a kid, fuck do you mean?

And she was like, well you finished inside me before and I didn't get pregnant.

So I was like, I really went gotta argue with a got damn woman about safe sex practices. This bitch is a kamikaze. She'll fuck all our lives up for nothing.

And I didn't even fuck her more than 5 mins total because I came to my senses. I told her we ain't fucking no more after she came. I didn't. I got pornstar control. But I was couldn't tell if I orgasmed cause I am so fucking old.

Something didn't feel right, like future me was coming through the multiverse, giving me a warning.

I told her if I was a multi-billionaire, I would give a woman a billion dollars not to have my baby.

The deal is sealed under NDA, but I decided kamikaze women out there are strong negotiators that don't give a fuck.

Gaaah damnat the bolded. Hell is wrong with you? Hahaha

 

[KINGEC]

Bruh....Thread is hilarious

 

[Old Man Cain]

I deleted other the post for privacy but let me tell you catch you up...

I smashed a shorty I know raw for like 3 minutes total because I came to my senses, pulled out, didn't nut and was warned by my future self aka conscience to get a plan B because I am too old to be fucking.

Present

I just got rid of all my women, porn collection, instathots bookmarks. I am quitting the game cold turkey. My jersey isn't gonna be in rafters, but it was worn proudly and I had some good battles.

I know some of you are gonna be like, "Is it that serious?"

And I'ma say yes. When I was 9, I had my first sexual experience with a 15 year old. By 12, I paid 20 bucks to a 14 year old to give me a blowjob in the mall bathroom while all my homies watched. I've fucked plenty of dudes girls. I've gotten jumped over pussy. I've fucked 36 hours straight without busting, high off of coke in Colombia. I am the type to not fuck for 2 years straight and then try to fuck 25 women in a 3 months span and fuck 20.

My appetite for sex and risk is fucked up.

Like, I am like the Kwame Brown of pussy, I started early and I didn't live up to my potential, but I had a longevity in the game. It's takes a great man to recognize his limitations. It's not because I don't have the libido, I do. I could fuck 40 women right now, but when you get that paranoia, it's over. I have ignored my spider-sense, my future self for majority of my life, knowing I am doing something that makes me uncomfortable or could ruin me and 99 percent of the time it does.

My appointment to get snipped will be made ASAP. I don't want kids or marriage. I might go be a monk or some shit.

For all you motherfuckers still running around, busting in bitches, getting high off the fact that she might get pregnant and might not and you don't know if she actually took birth control but raw pussy is great, salute to you. Someone gotta fuck these, just can't be me no more.

The bold would state that there was no actual smashing involved. You might of stuck it in pause but that's about it pause again.


Also my homie is in Columbia as I type this smashing 3rd world hoes have been there for months to be exact

 

[Big Lurko]

The bold would state that there was no actual smashing involved. You might of stuck it in pause but that's about it pause again.


Also my homie is in Columbia as I type this smashing 3rd world hoes have been there for months to be exact

Jealous?

 

[Big Lurko]

Wait...

Mods have the power to dig back up deleted threads?

 

[Scandalust313]

The bold would state that there was no actual smashing involved. You might of stuck it in pause but that's about it pause again.


Also my homie is in *Columbia as I type this smashing 3rd world hoes have been there for months to be exact

Colombia

Sorry...pet peeve

 

[Old Man Cain]

Colombia

Sorry...pet peeve

 

[Chicity]

Wait...

Mods have the power to dig back up deleted threads?

Yes, I do it often

 

[Disanthrope]

I don't wanna hear old niggas complaining about sex being a young man's game unless ur 80 years old. If ur eating right, sleeping right and exercising like a mf, you'll keep some of ur youthfulness intact. Niggas sounding low testosterone.

Hit the gym, throw up some sets of barbell hip thrusts and plow these chicken heads til kingdom come.

Ive never agreed with you more

Low T ass niggas

 

[silverfoxx]

Smart man. Don’t ever believe that “I can’t get pregnant” shit.

I got got in 07 listening to that bullshit

Word up. Y'all laughing at OP but I think what he did was very smart as in his situation. When in doubt and have time, ALWAYS plan B.

 

[silverfoxx]

I deleted other the post for privacy but let me tell you catch you up...

I smashed a shorty I know raw for like 3 minutes total because I came to my senses, pulled out, didn't nut and was warned by my future self aka conscience to get a plan B because I am too old to be fucking.

Present

I just got rid of all my women, porn collection, instathots bookmarks. I am quitting the game cold turkey. My jersey isn't gonna be in rafters, but it was worn proudly and I had some good battles.

I know some of you are gonna be like, "Is it that serious?"

And I'ma say yes. When I was 9, I had my first sexual experience with a 15 year old. By 12, I paid 20 bucks to a 14 year old to give me a blowjob in the mall bathroom while all my homies watched. I've fucked plenty of dudes girls. I've gotten jumped over pussy. I've fucked 36 hours straight without busting, high off of coke in Colombia. I am the type to not fuck for 2 years straight and then try to fuck 25 women in a 3 months span and fuck 20.

My appetite for sex and risk is fucked up.

Like, I am like the Kwame Brown of pussy, I started early and I didn't live up to my potential, but I had a longevity in the game. It's takes a great man to recognize his limitations. It's not because I don't have the libido, I do. I could fuck 40 women right now, but when you get that paranoia, it's over. I have ignored my spider-sense, my future self for majority of my life, knowing I am doing something that makes me uncomfortable or could ruin me and 99 percent of the time it does.

My appointment to get snipped will be made ASAP. I don't want kids or marriage. I might go be a monk or some shit.

For all you motherfuckers still running around, busting in bitches, getting high off the fact that she might get pregnant and might not and you don't know if she actually took birth control but raw pussy is great, salute to you. Someone gotta fuck these, just can't be me no more.

I'm proud of you G and I truly wish you well on your Journey. You should look into therapy bro. That trauma you deal with needs some professional help fam.

 

[B_A]

Wtf is @Thread Police , my burn out ass doesn't know who ABWs 2020 Cool Cat is.