Just paid shorty to eat a Plan B

[aka_og]

I am getting old. Used to be able pull out and be confident.

Now I am having second thoughts about everything.

Those second thoughts and doubts are not your conscience, but future self, giving you a warning.

Bih said, why you tripping, I can't get pregnant and you pulled out and didn't even nut.

I took that walk of shame to the store. I wasn't taking my chances with fate.

I am too old to fuck. I don't need no god damn kids and I am too paranoid. I'ma get snipped.

 

[Big Lurko]

Aye each one teach one lmao

Aye plan b used to be my condom of choice at one time in my life..

Judgement free zone

 

[Loquacious]

Another pro tip: they generally are less effective on chicks that weigh over 150 lbs

That’s a lie. I have had 100% success with them and I’m WAY over 150 and have been since I got pregnant years ago

 

[Rubato]

That’s a lie. I have bad 100% success with them and I’m WAY over 150 and have been since I got pregnant 13 years ago

That didn’t come from me it came from doctors. Glad it’s worked for you tho.

 

[Loquacious]

That didn’t come from me it came from doctors. Glad it’s worked for you tho.

I know where it came from. I’ve seen the packaging, several times.

 

[Golan]

But I was couldn't tell if I orgasmed cause I am so fucking old.

 

[konceptjones]

More paranoid about an unwanted baby than an STD..you’s a wild boy

You can get rid of most STD's nowadays. A kid is for life... But so is the herp and hiv but, maybe not so much one of these days.

 

[Chicity]

Folks outchea ordering plan b like they different flavors of Doritos

Flithy

 

[Big Lurko]

Folks outchea ordering plan b like they different flavors of Doritos

Flithy

Yo having plan b in ya amazon check out is crazy

 

[Loquacious]

Yo having plan b in ya amazon check out is crazy

I call it prepared.

 

[Loquacious]

Stay ready so you ain’t gotta get ready.

 

[Lord Nemesis]

Smart man. Don’t ever believe that “I can’t get pregnant” shit.

I got got in 07 listening to that bullshit

 

[Rubato]

Yo having plan b in ya amazon check out is crazy

Prime got 2 day shipping if you brave

 

[Big Lurko]

I call it prepared.

I like to actually believe i wanted to use a condom before i slipped up...

Pre planning for the debauchery is craaazy

 

[Loquacious]

Prime got 2 day shipping if you brave

It comes in one day sometimes.

 

[Chicity]

Yo having plan b in ya amazon check out is crazy

Or it pop up as a recommendation bc of previous orders

 

[Rubato]

Or it pop up as a recommendation bc of previous orders

You can delete it out your Amazon browsin hi…nvm

 

[Loquacious]

I got like 4 in my bathroom closet and a few pregnancy tests.

 

[GNS]

Best thread I've been in all day

 

[Big Lurko]

I got like 4 in my bathroom closet and a few pregnancy tests.

But do you have the dresser draw full of condoms tho?