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I'm going to an arcade old. Playing Mario Kart on the Supernintendo old with friends old. Playing dodgeball old
 
I'm Oregon Trail frustrated the fucc out for 3 reasons...

- Hardly any buffalos showed up

- Couldn't shoot any rabbits b/c they were too damn fast

- You and your whole family died b4 yall made it to Oregon

Old
 
Big Mac,
McDLT,
a Quarter-Pounder with some cheese,
Filet-O-Fish,
a hamburger,
a cheeseburger,
a Happy Meal.

That old..
 
For my N.Charleston folks...I'm Northwoods Mall when they had a...

Woolworth's where Books A Million is at

Burger King where Bath & Bodywork is at

Eckards drug store right across from the Burger King

A movie theater where Jason's Deli is at.

Old
 
I'm rewinding the tape to that specific position /moment scene so dad don't know I've been in his porn stash old. I'm kids were outside playing with walkie-talkies ,playing tag, kickball, king of the hill instead of carrying tablets and smart phones and saying inside communicating with friends on a call of duty ps4 party old. I'm going to the beeper store to get a new tone and beeper case old. I'm going to the flea market stereo shop to cop a mixtape(cassette) old. I'm McDonalds arch delux old. I'm parker lewis cant lose, married with childrenin living color old. I'm polka dot shirts and step fades/gumby's during middle school old.
 
I'm carrying picture of your girl in your wallet instead of on your phone old.
I'm nba inside stuff after xmen and saved by the bell old.
I'm listening to CD samples at specs and Sam Goode's old
I'm carrying a walkman at school instead of of I tunes mp 3 old
I'm buying suoernintendo/ ps1 games with after school job money old.
I'm playing Mario 64 a the same week n64 came out in toys r us old
I'm in the highschool library watching the oj Simpson verdict old.
I'm he man voltron ,street frogs, thundercats,sikverhawks,c.o.p.s , m.a.s.k. GI Joe, transformers old
 
I''m first computer was a Tandy old

TI-83 meant you was ballin old

Teachers still allowed to hit you with rulers in public school old

Blow on the cartridge old

Pro stars is coming on! Old
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I got beat with two yard sticks taped together. Back then every teacher carried a melee weapon including the p.e. coach. The principal had the "board of education" hanging on her wall ,that paddle was a scary sight to a 1st grader.
 
I'm Oregon Trail frustrated the fucc out for 3 reasons...

- Hardly any buffalos showed up

- Couldn't shoot any rabbits b/c they were too damn fast

- You and your whole family died b4 yall made it to Oregon

Old

I stayed breaking wagon wheels
 
I'm British Knights and K-Swiss old.

I'm BMX bikes with the trickstands old. Along with fix your own bike's ball bearings old.

I'm only one family on the block got cable old.

I'm Mike Tyson fights old.

I'm my first time on the internet was in college old. Yahoo chat old. A/S/L old.
 
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