How Old Are You, Without Using Numbers

[OhMars]

Without using numbers, how old are you?

Im 56k modem, cant use the phone when you're on the internet old.
Im 3 months free of AOL CD at Target old.

 

[Word....Life]

I’m play grounds at fast food restaurants are made outta metal so it’s more torture than fun going to play on summer afternoons old

I’m getting mad cuz The Wizard of Oz coming on instead of Dukes of Hazard on Friday night old

I’m sitting in a classroom scared af to ever fly cuz I just saw tha Space Shuttle Challenger blowing up...live on TV old

 

[DOS_patos]

im...if that nigga dont give rignking back we mixing it up

 

[Mooney]

I’m playing barefoot in the hamburgular jail outside at mc Donald’s eating out a styrofoam sandwich container

I’m also __ age where mash comes on at noon and cartoons are over for the day

 

[GNS]

Walk a mile with my fam to use one of the few local pay phones, old

 

[konceptjones]

I'm David Brinkley "Elvis Presley Died today. He was 42, apparently of a heart attack..." old.

I'm first run of "Roots" on TV old.

I'm "Why did they get rid of Wendy and Marvin on 'SuperFriends'?" old

I'm "The Muppit Show finna come on" old.

 

[Herbal Kint]

I'm Shawn Wayans was still DJ SW-1 old

I'm calling long distance for 5 minutes will cost you 50 dollars old

I'm if you wanted to find someone you just followed their jheri curl drip old

 

[Max.]

My feet hurt

I got the feet of a fat bitch at the dmv named lorreta

 

[King Freeman]

I'm nintendo duck hunt old.

 

[Love]

I’m call me after 7pm so I don’t waste my minutes old

I remember when Pac, was alive old

 

[Busta Carmichael]

I'm "all y'all some old ass niggas" old

 

[konceptjones]

I'm Shawn Wayans was still DJ SW-1 old

I'm calling long distance for 5 minutes will cost you 50 dollars old

I'm if you wanted to find someone you just followed their jheri curl drip old

I'm "I had a FONcard in high school so I didn't have them problems" old.

 

[Revolver Ocelot]

I'm 1 HBo, 1 Showtime, 1 Cinemax old

I'm Tower Records, Sam Goode was the shit old

 

[808HiLife808]

This many

 

[Goldie]

I'm "yoooo I heard they're gonna start putting cameras on phones" old

 

[1/2]

im gullah gullah island old

im pogs and slammers old

im BK ratch techs old

im one pants leg rolled up old

im herringbones and S-curls old

im blockbuster and "the bigfoot" pizza from pizza hut old

 

[OhMars]

im blockbuster and "the bigfoot" pizza from pizza hut old

The fucking goat combo as a youth!

 

[Remy_LeGermz]

I'm here's ya Jimmy joke about ya mama that you might not like, old

I'm Micheal Jackson moon walker on the corner store arcade machine old

Collecting starter basketball cards that you get 5 for a dollar and store in your binder in plastic holders old.

 

[OhMars]

Im four joystick TMNT arcade game at Chuck E Cheese old

Shit im arcade at the mall old

 

[1/2]

im dubbing bone thugs over ya mama's toni braxton tape old