How Old Are You, Without Using Numbers

[LUCIEN]

I'm pogs old

 

[BlackRain]

I'm I remember when they sold Wayne's World at McDonald's with a value meal old

 

[Remy_LeGermz]

I'm can I get a tote to the store old

Hubba Hubba Baby Bubba old

 

[Whis Khalifa]

I'm big mac meal was 3.25 tax included old
gas was 1.99 in Chicago and .99 in Indiana old
bus tokens before they upgraded to paper transit cards old
had to be in bed when def comedy jam came on old

 

[Suckio Andretti]

I'm actually riding a bike outside as a kid old

 

[ChicagoFigure]

Im three stooges every sunday

Porno flicks on fuzzy pay per view channel n u get to see maybe a titty

Couldnt talk on the phone if someone was online old

 

[Dwayne]

Im Jordan getting fined for his shoes old

 

[Herbal Kint]

I'm cotton candy sweetie go, lemme see that toostie roll old

 

[Dwayne]

I'm cotton candy sweetie go, lemme see that toostie roll old

I think you got that line wrong

 

[Herbal Kint]

I think you got that line wrong

I'm "damn I wish I had a way to look stuff up that's not an encylopedia" old

 

[Word....Life]

I’m Double Dribble, Tecmo Bowl and Lakers vs Celtics bout to start a fight old...

 

[Suckio Andretti]

I'm looking up numbers in the yellow pages old

 

[Word....Life]

I’m not worried about getting shot in a mass shooting at church, school or tha movies old...

 

[Dwayne]

I’m not worried about getting shot in a mass shooting at church, school or tha movies old...

Actually

 

[BRIAN B.]

I'm Teddy Ruxpin was a christmas gift old

 

[Black]

I thought you weren't supposed to use numbers? Some of yall are blatantly using numbers.

 

[Black]

I'm slap bracelets, BKs wit the pump, and TGIF shows on ABC old.

 

[TonyDubbz]

Im starter jacket and velcro shoes with the plastic pocket for a comic book card old

im rockin a rat tail and a part old

im mighty morphin power rangers is the best thing ever old

im naughty by nature makes me happy and wanna dance old

im go outside and get me a switch and if its little ima go get another one and braid it before I whoop you old

 

[Ghost313]

I'm "And God said, Let there be light: and there was light." Old

 

[Old Man Cain]

I'm Ultra Man about to come on one of the 10 channels that antenna can pickup up at 3:30pm old.

I'm Verizon just made the first ever person to person cell phone call.

I'm Nike was laughed of you wore them old and Pony's and Larry Bird/Magic Converse are the shit old