How Old Are You, Without Using Numbers

[konceptjones]

Yoooooooooooooo... Me and my sister were just talking about how value meals at McDonalds used to be $2.99.

I said the same thing to my wife the other day. Like, when I graduated high school a McDonalds combo was $2.99 and gas was .89-.99 a gallon.

 

[konceptjones]

I’m floppy disk old.

Yeah, but which floppy disc? The hard 3.5" joints, or the actually floppy 5.25" or 8" floppy disc?

 

[ChicagoFigure]

I'm recent immigrant white too, but my dad left all the Catholicism back in Ireland

So ur first generation american?

 

[Playmaker88]

This old

 

[OhMars]

Im getting in trouble for ordering videos on The Box old.

Im Mavis Beacon teaches typing old

 

[Black]

I'm Oregon Trails and my whole family just died of small pox old.

 

[Englishdude]

I'm recent immigrant white too, but my dad left all the Catholicism back in Ireland

I ain’t religious at all, just curious tho as I know Irish catholics are pretty intense in general with their beliefs.

How did your fam react to your switch to Islam?

 

[Loquacious]

Yeah, but which floppy disc? The hard 3.5" joints, or the actually floppy 5.25" or 8" floppy disc?

I remember all three.

 

[Herbal Kint]

I had no idea that this distinction existed. I must share this with my white friend. She's white white. Born in Kentucky white.

There's levels to this white people sh*t

Your friend is Hacksaw Jim Duggan waving the flag white

 

[Herbal Kint]

So ur first generation american?

Yup .Born and raised in San Francisco

I ain’t religious at all, just curious tho as I know Irish catholics are pretty intense in general with their beliefs.

How did your fam react to your switch to Islam?

They were supportive. Neither were still Catholic when I was born and both ended up converting to other faiths, so they really couldn't get on me for it if they wanted to lmao

 

[Mooney]

Sir I need you to explain this. I'm thinking it's from the 1800's?

Lmfao yo this old lady who use to baby sit me would send me to get this chew tobacco

 

[Whis Khalifa]

I''m first computer was a Tandy old

TI-83 meant you was ballin old

Teachers still allowed to hit you with rulers in public school old

Blow on the cartridge old

Pro stars is coming on! Old

 

[1/2]

im airbrushed t shirts and windpants old

when i dip you dip we dip old

LA Gear old

whoops, Barney's dead.....shot, in the head old

 

[shutupGabi]

I'm when pizza hut would give you demo Playstation games old

I'm couldn't keep a tomagachi alive to save my mama's life old

Know every Disney song by heart before Pixar took over old

Still unsure if Steve from blues clues is dead or not old

 

[LUCIEN]

Nobody kept their damn Tamagotchi alive. The assholes always had to be fed at ridiculous times.

 

[Black Caesar]

I'm Colecovision old:

I'm when the first Nintendo came out old:

Still have both systems to this day.

 

[Black Caesar]

I'm when pizza hut would give you demo Playstation games old

I'm couldn't keep a tomagachi alive to save my mama's life old

Know every Disney song by heart before Pixar took over old

Still unsure if Steve from blues clues is dead or not old

When the hell did Pizza Hunt give demos? I don't remember that.

 

[Black Caesar]

I'm also when 7 eleven stores had arcade cabinets old.

 

[Black Caesar]

im airbrushed t shirts and windpants old

when i dip you dip we dip old

LA Gear old

whoops, Barney's dead.....shot, in the head old

You're not old enough for Tootsie Roll. Stop the lies.

 

[konceptjones]

When the hell did Pizza Hunt give demos? I don't remember that.

Sheeit, I'll do you one better:

I'm Pizza Hut don't deliver old.