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Ever wonder why they name Luke a Skywalker if they trying to hide him from the man who he got his name from
Because luke Lars sounds fucking gross lol
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Negusa Negast
Good point
TheNightKing
J.A.P.A.N.
Skywalker in the Star Wars universe is like Smith or Jones. Very common.
TheNightKing
J.A.P.A.N.
The Lonious Monk
Celestial Souljah
Madalorian is the best thing from Star Wars in a long time. That and Rogue One are the only decent things produced from Star Wars in this new wave of shit.
bluntedsultan
Locked and Loaded
Skywalker wasn’t a common last name.
Vader/Anakin nearly killed Padme with a force choke. she was still alive though after but lost her will to live.
Obi wan took her to a secret base where she had a c-section after it was confirmed she was dying. Then it was discovered that Padme was pregnant with twins. Everybody close knew she was pregnant but nobody knew they were twins. So, Yoda and Obi decided to make padme appear as if she was still pregnant when she died and Only change Leia’s last name and not Luke’s. Obi wan was also tasked to watch over Luke and make sure the Sith doesn’t find him.
But Vader wasn’t seeing his children out by the time A New Hope started
So they didn’t need to make him Luke Lars.
But you would know that if you actually followed this crazy ass lore
Vader/Anakin nearly killed Padme with a force choke. she was still alive though after but lost her will to live.
Obi wan took her to a secret base where she had a c-section after it was confirmed she was dying. Then it was discovered that Padme was pregnant with twins. Everybody close knew she was pregnant but nobody knew they were twins. So, Yoda and Obi decided to make padme appear as if she was still pregnant when she died and Only change Leia’s last name and not Luke’s. Obi wan was also tasked to watch over Luke and make sure the Sith doesn’t find him.
But Vader wasn’t seeing his children out by the time A New Hope started
So they didn’t need to make him Luke Lars.
But you would know that if you actually followed this crazy ass lore
bluntedsultan
Locked and Loaded
SN that plotline gave us the greatest scene in film history
TheNightKing
J.A.P.A.N.
Yeah, I was obviously being sarcastic. Well, I thought it was obvious.
bluntedsultan
Locked and Loaded
lost context when you post online
At least for me
g-dog-ona-flytip
"lemme break it down for you one time.."
One of the coolest moments in star wars history next to Vader chopping off ljkes ha d . it shiws exactly why Vader is to ne feared. Then again in empire strikes back he did force choke nighas too death from a whole other ship.
Mister
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