ABW Job Positions...

[DOS_patos]

@Kandy always fighting a chick in the parking lot. mostly her co-workers girlfriends and wives. her avi is how she approaches they car when they arrive.
@Race Jones secretly has a white husband but likes to show off her black boyfriend photos at lunch. sound familiar?
@Meeks stays telling people she hates that nigga dos_patos. but she always asking what he doing. i ask about you too mah.
@du runs a fight club during lunch
@Goldie secretly hires undocumented central american immigrants to work in the kitchen. he pays them 1/4 of what he says he pays them and pockets the rest.
@Thor comes to work early to leave early so no one will clown him for losing his eye to a fight with his sister.....see the movie for his worldstar moment.

 

[DOS_patos]

@Elzo69Renaissance and @konceptjones break into peoples email and steals the email addresses of the persons friends and family. I recently found out elzo is a nigerain prince whos cousin is stuck in space and needs help getting back to earth. send money to help.
@BDP is a good worker, but he got caught installing cameras in the womens bathroom. not to see their private parts...but to get ammo for his new website. womenz feet under stalls.
@OVO Freeman is really a tall ass lunch prep employee. but he likes to walk around acting like security.
@Loch121 sells power dvd episodes outside the job,. no one has a dvd player anymore so hes hurting.
@Sam Crooke runs a tire company next door and always seems in the right place to sell a tire when someone gets a tire slashed.
@Chicity has to wear a kitty bell at work. hes so short he keep look up womenz skirts as he passes their desk. and he ALWAYS walking around.
@ChicagoFigure tries to sell beats at monday morning meetings. his angle is...dont sleep on the next scott storch

 

[DOS_patos]

Square up

@Ironman thinks the ladies find his ironman office tomb is sexy. he has a button under the desk to lock them in until they give him a good compliment.

 

[DOS_patos]

@AP21 is currently in the boss' office snitching on all yall.

the middle school students still talk about him being the one to steal on when the adults leave work.

 

[DOS_patos]

im the nigga coming in every monday telling people they can do better then their current job if they just believe in themselves and stay out the hood

 

[Chicity]

@Elzo69Renaissance and @konceptjones break into peoples email and steals the email addresses of the persons friends and family. I recently found out elzo is a nigerain prince whos cousin is stuck in space and needs help getting back to earth. send money to help.
@BDP is a good worker, but he got caught installing cameras in the womens bathroom. not to see their private parts...but to get ammo for his new website. womenz feet under stalls.
@OVO Freeman is really a tall ass lunch prep employee. but he likes to walk around acting like security.
@Loch121 sells power dvd episodes outside the job,. no one has a dvd player anymore so hes hurting.
@Sam Crooke runs a tire company next door and always seems in the right place to sell a tire when someone gets a tire slashed.
@Chicity has to wear a kitty bell at work. hes so short he keep look up womenz skirts as he passes their desk. and he ALWAYS walking around.
@ChicagoFigure tries to sell beats at monday morning meetings. his angle is...dont sleep on the next scott storch

You know what's funny, I literally just walked around the last 30 mins

 

[Revolver Ocelot]

@OhMars is the coworker who always wanna borrow other people shit then think we tripping when we say no.

Aye can I borrow a sip of your coffee?

Yo this shit even funnier w/ the Friday gif in your Avi.

 

[DOS_patos]

@Allergens takes his happily married photos down every three days.
@Rubato washes cars for $5 while people work inside the building
@Allah_U_Akbar keeps getting fired for watching porn on the compnay PC. but his cousin is sleeping with the boss...so he keeps getting rehired.
@Broddie keeps getting asked repeatedly to cover his DDP tattoos. but due to the gang ties...the boss is afraid to fire him.
@VIBE is the white guy from house party. trynna be down. even tho hes already down

 

[Sam Crooke]

This me getting harassed by an ABW mod employee in the ABW food court while trying to eat

 

[Allergens]

@Allergens takes his happily married photos down every three days.
@Rubato washes cars for $5 while people work inside the building
@Allah_U_Akbar keeps getting fired for watching porn on the compnay PC. but his cousin is sleeping with the boss...so he keeps getting rehired.
@Broddie keeps getting asked repeatedly to cover his DDP tattoos. but due to the gang ties...the boss is afraid to fire him.
@VIBE is the white guy from house party. trynna be down. even tho hes already down

I actually do that,..not at work, but I do that

 

[Max.]

 

[Az]

This me getting harassed by an ABW mod employee in the ABW food court while trying to eat

Lmaoooo @Hells Angels

 

[1/2]

man I had some good shit but I had to work right when this thread started lol

 

[Loch121]

Sad you took time out of your day for this.

I sold you one of those Power DVDs and it was blank

 

[Race Jones]

@Kandy always fighting a chick in the parking lot. mostly her co-workers girlfriends and wives. her avi is how she approaches they car when they arrive.
@Race Jones secretly has a white husband but likes to show off her black boyfriend photos at lunch. sound familiar?
@Meeks stays telling people she hates that nigga dos_patos. but she always asking what he doing. i ask about you too mah.
@du runs a fight club during lunch
@Goldie secretly hires undocumented central american immigrants to work in the kitchen. he pays them 1/4 of what he says he pays them and pockets the rest.
@Thor comes to work early to leave early so no one will clown him for losing his eye to a fight with his sister.....see the movie for his worldstar moment.

same tired angle

race loves white men *Boooooooo*

 

[Rubato]

I’m the nigga who only comes in a couple times a week but expects the highest raise cause my work is quality

 

[Eartha Clit]

Idk positions. But I know characters

@Goldie would have fucked every chick at the place, 0 HR complaints

@Beta would have fucked 1 chick at the office, 9 HR complaints

@Allergens and @King Du work different shifts in the mail room. Each blames the other shift for why it's not running smoothly

@Kandy consistently shows up late and her excuses get wilder and wilder

@Chi-town B sells coffee in the lobby. He spits in every 5th cup

@Sam Crooke also hangs out in the lobby, tho no one knows why

I'll be back....

???

 

[BDP™️]

@Elzo69Renaissance and @konceptjones break into peoples email and steals the email addresses of the persons friends and family. I recently found out elzo is a nigerain prince whos cousin is stuck in space and needs help getting back to earth. send money to help.
@BDP is a good worker, but he got caught installing cameras in the womens bathroom. not to see their private parts...but to get ammo for his new website. womenz feet under stalls.
@OVO Freeman is really a tall ass lunch prep employee. but he likes to walk around acting like security.
@Loch121 sells power dvd episodes outside the job,. no one has a dvd player anymore so hes hurting.
@Sam Crooke runs a tire company next door and always seems in the right place to sell a tire when someone gets a tire slashed.
@Chicity has to wear a kitty bell at work. hes so short he keep look up womenz skirts as he passes their desk. and he ALWAYS walking around.
@ChicagoFigure tries to sell beats at monday morning meetings. his angle is...dont sleep on the next scott storch

Womenz feets under stalls


bro I dont do feet

AT ALL

 

[Chicity]

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