ABW Job Positions...

[Lou Cypher]

@Hellczar would 19 sexual harassment complaints filed against him

@OVO Freeman would be responsible for 14 of those complaints

@KingFreemanBurnerAccount would be responsible for 3

@Race Jones would be responsible for the last 2

@Lou Cypher would be the only who utilizes the rehab center

@VIBE and @1/2 consistently drop off their wives lunches for them

@Whispering Eye smokes weed in the stair case

@Elzo69Renaissance drinks hard liquor in the bathroom stalls

@Judge Judah has to hide his relationship with the white receptionist

@ChicagoFigure Is the white receptionist

I'll be back......

I'd be a teacher you piece of shit. Or the group leader of the NA/AA meetings that you would frequent you fuck!!

 

[Chicity]

I'd be a teacher you piece of shit. Or the group leader of the NA/AA meetings that you would frequent you fuck!!

Nah

You'd impersonate a Mentor tho

 

[Lou Cypher]

You'd be the janitor.

 

[Golden]

This thread is too funny and wholesome.

 

[Chicity]

You'd be the janitor.

This is just the coke talking

 

[Chicity]

So your job is the pussy ass nigga who dickride mexican women cuz black women wont except your bum ass

Accept

 

[Kentucky]

So your job is the pussy ass nigga who dickride mexican women cuz black women wont except your bum ass

 

[SeaSnake]

Accept

Damn i just blacked real quick my bad bro. Dudnt even catch the vibe an shit my b

 

[Kentucky]

@Kentucky would steal petty cash

@Cain would be #MeToo'd

@Remedy would also be #MeToo'd

@Black_Samson the bum that sits on the front steps telling old gruesome war stories

@Blactivity and @Blacwood security that does way too much PDA

@Like_Water consistently steals lunches

@Lurk Rambis tells everyone he passes he's gonna quit everyday but never does

@Meeks threatens to quit every Monday, gets her check on Friday and quits, returns on Monday as if she didn't storm out on Friday

I'll be back......

It was money that was owed to me... only reason I took it

 

[Hater Hearst Helmsley]

Damn a nigga got cast as reesey boyfriend #2 in abw the movie

Only a launching pad for bigger roles later

';;lll

 

[Sam Crooke]

Idk positions. But I know characters

@Sam Crooke also hangs out in the lobby, tho no one knows why

I'll be back....

 

[Chicity]

Damn i just blacked real quick my bad bro. Dudnt even catch the vibe an shit my b

No worries

 

[Sam Crooke]

Back tracking faggit

 

[Allergens]

When my phone charge


I'ma catch a body

 

[Judy Winslow]

@Sam Crooke is the customer that calls customer service everyday to complain but ain’t never bought shit from the company. So nobody really knows why he is complaining. His number has been blocked multiple times but that don’t matter because he’ll just go get a new account. I mean phone number.

@Chi-town B will be right there to support his efforts.

 

[Sam Crooke]

Can get any petty than that

 

[AZTG]

Hilarious thread. Shit cracked me up.

 

[SeaSnake]

Back tracking faggit

We know who gonna get fired for homophobic comments. This lady here.

 

[Sam Crooke]

@Kandy is the hood receptionist that wants to fit in but doesn't know how to, her managers has to show her how to do her job right constantly.

 

[OhMars]

@IP360 the nigga that get fired for watch porn at work