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Everyone leaves the break room when @AP21 walks in

Everyone leaves their desk when @AP21 walks over to it

Everyone leaves the parking lot when @AP21 shows up to work

Everyone leaves the parking lot when @AP21 leaves from work

Everyone leaves the meeting when @AP21 has to do his presentation

The boss leave his office when @AP21 comes to report everyone leaves when he's around





















Everyone Hates @AP21
 
Everyone leaves the break room when @AP21 walks in

Everyone leaves their desk when @AP21 walks over to it

Everyone leaves the parking lot when @AP21 shows up to work

Everyone leaves the parking lot when @AP21 leaves from work

Everyone leaves the meeting when @AP21 has to do his presentation

The boss leave his office when @AP21 comes to report everyone leaves when he's around





















Everyone Hates @AP21


AP you gotta fight this nigga man lmaoooo
 
I believe we have a thread similar to this but I can’t find it. Something like every active poster brings something to the site, it’s like everyone has a job here. Example: @Ironman job is to be the nice guy. So he’s the resident Nice Guy.

In this thread, give a poster a job title that fits their posting style/personality.

Example: @Goldie would be the CEO or some shit like that.
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In reality im probably the IT nigga that shuts @IP360 computer down ever other week for porn. Id also prob change @Chi-town B email pw every other day just fuck with him lol


1st of all...I would NEVER watch porn on my computer at work...I watch it on my phone.
 
@Mis4Mighty is that dude that always give u a head nod in hallway but ur not sure if he even works there, and if he does. You have no idea what he actually does.

@Chicity is the guy in sales that is good at his job but Everytime you pass by his office and look inside. It's like he just took the pistol outta he mouth when he saw you.

@Kandy is the head of marketing that always suggesting community outreach shit that nobody wants to do to corporate. It's made manditory attendance, everyone is mad they gotta be out on a Saturday morning. But she shows up in bright colorful clothing, hugging a cup of coffee, wit a big smile...got the nerve to ask you "why the long face".

@Goldie head of acquisitions, he makes sure he only hires attractive women. And when he walks through the building one day, has a
:yikes:look on his face when he spots an unattractive new hire. He's constantly having to justify his behavior to HR.

@Lurk Rambis is the co worker that always makes shit a competition. "Bet I can make it to the building before you". And takes off running.

@OhMars hates @Lurk Rambis

@King Du is the warehouse manager that acts like everything in there belongs to him. "What you need a pack of pens for? I just gave you one last week, these cost 5 dollars a pop".

@Cain is 5 seconds from whopping @King Du 's ass every damn day.

@Blactivity is the E.A that is asked to do way more than she's paid to do, but doesn't say anything about it.

@Blacwood is on the shipping side of things, some how he's always at the building tho.

@Ironman is the head of HR, everyone loves him and thinks he's perfect. @Goldie has dirt on him though, women's complaints about him fall on death ears.

Finally @AP21 his the GM of the company, everyone hates him. He feels like people don't know how hard it is to be a GM. He makes what salary worth 4 employees put together. But somehow feels like the victim.
 
@OhMars has been thrown against the plexiglass 4x for being mistaken as a terrorist

@Azlyn has been thrown against that's plexiglass 4x for being mistaken as an illegal

@DOS_patos and @konceptjones think they have high level positions because they mop the floors in 3 pc suits

@Golden has her own corner office on the top floor. She's officially been missing for 7months

@Reesey has 4 offices boyfriends

@Zagreus is one

@Hustletown is another

@BDP is the third

[B]@IP360[/B] Is the last

She also has a work girlfriend
@AP21 Is that girlfriend

@MzLyricist hasn't been at work in a week. She 'forgot' how to get here

@Hersheyy hasn't been to work in a month. She forgot she worked here

I'll be back.....


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Everyone leaves the break room when @AP21 walks in

Everyone leaves their desk when @AP21 walks over to it

Everyone leaves the parking lot when @AP21 shows up to work

Everyone leaves the parking lot when @AP21 leaves from work

Everyone leaves the meeting when @AP21 has to do his presentation

The boss leave his office when @AP21 comes to report everyone leaves when he's around





















Everyone Hates @AP21



This...this is so damn true. Lol!!
 
Dos patos- coworker who drives a nice car and always hanging up photos of his family vacays in his cubicle. Nigga even go so far as to tell you stories about shit you never inquired about when you walk by

Koncept- old nigga who chimes in on every work conversation with his point of view from the 80s. He dont even work in your department.

Cain- another old nigga who be posted in the bathroom, using the new employees for favors so that he can always leave early
so you old nigga hating?
all three old niggas in one post?
 
@OhMars has been thrown against the plexiglass 4x for being mistaken as a terrorist

@Azlyn has been thrown against that's plexiglass 4x for being mistaken as an illegal

@DOS_patos and @konceptjones think they have high level positions because they mop the floors in 3 pc suits

@Golden has her own corner office on the top floor. She's officially been missing for 7months

@Reesey has 4 offices boyfriends

@Zagreus is one

@Hustletown is another

@BDP is the third

@IP360 Is the last

She also has a work girlfriend
@AP21 Is that girlfriend

@MzLyricist hasn't been at work in a week. She 'forgot' how to get here

@Hersheyy hasn't been to work in a month. She forgot she worked here

I'll be back.....
aye....gotta look clean and be clean TO clean
 
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