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Eartha Clit

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I believe we have a thread similar to this but I can’t find it. Something like every active poster brings something to the site, it’s like everyone has a job here. Example: @Ironman job is to be the nice guy. So he’s the resident Nice Guy.

In this thread, give a poster a job title that fits their posting style/personality.

Example: @Goldie would be the CEO or some shit like that.
 
@AP21

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Idk positions. But I know characters

@Goldie would have fucked every chick at the place, 0 HR complaints

@Beta would have fucked 1 chick at the office, 9 HR complaints

@Allergens and @King Du work different shifts in the mail room. Each blames the other shift for why it's not running smoothly

@Kandy consistently shows up late and her excuses get wilder and wilder

@Chi-town B sells coffee in the lobby. He spits in every 5th cup

@Sam Crooke also hangs out in the lobby, tho no one knows why

I'll be back....
 
@Kentucky would steal petty cash

@Cain would be #MeToo'd

@Remedy would also be #MeToo'd

@Black_Samson the bum that sits on the front steps telling old gruesome war stories

@Blactivity and @Blacwood security that does way too much PDA

@Like_Water consistently steals lunches

@Lurk Rambis tells everyone he passes he's gonna quit everyday but never does

@Meeks threatens to quit every Monday, gets her check on Friday and quits, returns on Monday as if she didn't storm out on Friday

I'll be back......
 
Dos patos- coworker who drives a nice car and always hanging up photos of his family vacays in his cubicle. Nigga even go so far as to tell you stories about shit you never inquired about when you walk by

Koncept- old nigga who chimes in on every work conversation with his point of view from the 80s. He dont even work in your department.

Cain- another old nigga who be posted in the bathroom, using the new employees for favors so that he can always leave early
 
@Hellczar would 19 sexual harassment complaints filed against him

@OVO Freeman would be responsible for 14 of those complaints

@KingFreemanBurnerAccount would be responsible for 3

@Race Jones would be responsible for the last 2

@Lou Cypher would be the only who utilizes the rehab center

@VIBE and @1/2 consistently drop off their wives lunches for them

@Whispering Eye smokes weed in the stair case

@Elzo69Renaissance drinks hard liquor in the bathroom stalls

@Judge Judah has to hide his relationship with the white receptionist

@ChicagoFigure Is the white receptionist

I'll be back......
 
Chicity said:
@Hellczar would 19 sexual harassment complaints filed against him

@OVO Freeman would be responsible for 14 of those complaints

@KingFreemanBurnerAccount would be responsible for 3

@Race Jones would be responsible for the last 2

@Lou Cypher would be the only who utilizes the rehab center

@VIBE and @1/2 consistently drop off their wives lunches for them

@Whispering Eye smokes weed in the stair case

@Elzo69Renaissance drinks hard liquor in the bathroom stalls

@Judge Judah has to hide his relationship with the white receptionist

@ChicagoFigure Is the white receptionist

I'll be back......
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@OhMars has been thrown against the plexiglass 4x for being mistaken as a terrorist

@Azlyn has been thrown against that's plexiglass 4x for being mistaken as an illegal

@DOS_patos and @konceptjones think they have high level positions because they mop the floors in 3 pc suits

@Golden has her own corner office on the top floor. She's officially been missing for 7months

@Reesey has 4 offices boyfriends

@Zagreus is one

@Hustletown is another

@BDP is the third

@IP360 Is the last

She also has a work girlfriend
@AP21 Is that girlfriend

@MzLyricist hasn't been at work in a week. She 'forgot' how to get here

@Hersheyy hasn't been to work in a month. She forgot she worked here

I'll be back.....
 
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