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Allergens would be banned from company carpooling cuz he tried to initiate a cuckold situation with his wife and fellow employees but neither employee wanted to fuck
 
Id be that agreeable dude who everyone forgets works there but everyone is always happy to see.
 
Id be that agreeable dude who everyone forgets works there but everyone is always happy to see.
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@King Du is the security guard who always got a story to tell and will stop you to tell that story about that time when....

He will have you so wrapped up in his stories, half the work day went by and you ain’t get shit done.
 
@Kentucky would steal petty cash

@Cain would be #MeToo'd

@Remedy would also be #MeToo'd

@Black_Samson the bum that sits on the front steps telling old gruesome war stories

@Blactivity and @Blacwood security that does way too much PDA

@Like_Water consistently steals lunches

@Lurk Rambis tells everyone he passes he's gonna quit everyday but never does

@Meeks threatens to quit every Monday, gets her check on Friday and quits, returns on Monday as if she didn't storm out on Friday

I'll be back......

Foh LMAOOOOO
 
@AZTG should be mistaken for a terrorist by never is

@5th Letter is the Jamaican that always get mistaken for a Trini

@808HiLife808 is the Hawaiian that always gets mistaken for a Samoan

@Mis4Mighty knows everyone on a first name bases but no one knows who is

@Mister B. Has been written up 3x in the last week for wearing open toe sandals at the office

@Iron man has been reprimanded 2x for trying to leave work for "avenger duties"

@Thor was given extra PTO so that he could handle his "avenger duties

@Rubato is the Cuban who always gets mistaken for Dominican

@Infamous114 has reported 6 instances of @Sion watching open at work

@Sion has slept with a BAB on @Infamous114 desk

@atribecalledGabi was such said BAB

@Inori has a GOT Northern Army replicas on his desk

@TheNightKing has stolen the replicas in the name of the truth North

@Thepornsquad have been living in the basement since the building was brought

@deadeye is the only one with the keys to such said basement

I'll be back.... .
 
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