OhMars
MEH!
Why drake got on a saiyan fit?
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So my sister in law is pregnant and I knew before anyone else. Everyone asking me how I knew and I gotta act like the reason isn't because I noticed her titties were looking unusually plump.
Forgot how much deep cleanings at the dentist could hurt, with all the gum scraping.
But my mouth feels clean as fuck right now.
2 min is the recommended timeYou’re dirty as fuck. You need to brush your teeth 2xs a day for 5 minutes+, floss everyday, and use mouthwash. You’re too old to be stank like that.
2 min is the recommended time
What about severe thunderstorms?I enjoy the rain more now that I’m older. This shit is calming.
I enjoy the rain more now that I’m older. This shit is calming.
Are you?Are you a dentist?
And I swoop in and get themRed lobster is where single mothers take their kids
Weird. You’re almost 40 and sexually repressed to stare at your sister in laws breasts. Fucking weird.
The most chingon at red lobsterGarlic Shrimp Scampi,
Shut cho ass up. I’ve never had a cavity in my life.You’re dirty as fuck. You need to brush your teeth 2xs a day for 5 minutes+, floss everyday, and use mouthwash. You’re too old to be stank like that.