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So my sister in law is pregnant and I knew before anyone else. Everyone asking me how I knew and I gotta act like the reason isn't because I noticed her titties were looking unusually plump.

Weird. You’re almost 40 and sexually repressed to stare at your sister in laws breasts. Fucking weird.
 
Forgot how much deep cleanings at the dentist could hurt, with all the gum scraping.

But my mouth feels clean as fuck right now.

You’re dirty as fuck. You need to brush your teeth 2xs a day for 5 minutes+, floss everyday, and use mouthwash. You’re too old to be stank like that.
 
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Red Lobster brings back their endless shrimp deal for the 14th year in a row

Red Lobster‘s famous deal is back!

For the 14th year in a row, the restaurant chain is offering customers endless plates of shrimp.

People can choose from three of their classic dishes—Garlic Shrimp Scampi, Hand-Breaded Shrimp, Shrimp Linguine Alfredo—and two of the new items added to this year’s menu — Sesame-Ginger Grilled Shrimp and Crunchy Fiesta Shrimp.

The Sesame-Ginger Grilled Shrimp is drizzled with savory soy-ginger sauce and sprinkled with Asian seasoning, while the Crunchy Fiesta Shrimp is covered in crunched-up tortilla chips, and topped with a creamy blend of three cheeses and pico de gallo.

For the first order, you can select two dishes plus Cheddar Bay Biscuits (also unlimited), a side salad and choice of side. For the second round, you can order single servings of the shrimp, one order at a time.


You can also try their Coconut Shrimp Bites, Panko-Crusted Red Shrimp, Popcorn Shrimp, and Garlic-Grilled Shrimp Skewers while supplies last.

But hurry, the offer is only available for a limited, undisclosed time.
 
You’re dirty as fuck. You need to brush your teeth 2xs a day for 5 minutes+, floss everyday, and use mouthwash. You’re too old to be stank like that.
Shut cho ass up. I’ve never had a cavity in my life.

I just haven’t had a dental visit in a few years. They can clean shit that regular brushing and flossing can’t. Finally got a deep cleaning at my new dentist.

Fuckin trout mouth nerds got braces, but goin try to crack on a muhfucka. Get the fuck on with that.
 
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