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All you that ride tha subway or bus... what's y'all thoughts on this?



Looks like equality to me.


Better yet, it would be chivalrous and sexist for any of those gentlemen to offer her their seat.


Feminists have repeatedly said that they think chivalry is a byproduct of a patriarchal society.......and offering her a seat would be an example of benevolent sexism; which is another byproduct of a patriarchal society.


Levy called it in Season 1 :








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Nah just had to help her pick up some furniture from her bro's house and it was a hour drive and I'm hungover.

Sitting down about to eat breakfast (Popeye's 3 piece)
Her on phone: "I'm here. Come down"
Me 1 and a half pieces in: "aight"
Her: "don't eat that in my car. How do you even eat that first thing it's so greasy."
Me: "..."

At bro's...
Her :"I don't like this coffee table"

Me: "then don't take it"

Her: "but I need one"

Me: "so take it"

Her: "but I don't like it it's ugly"


On the way back...

Her: "should I go this way?"

Me: "No. Go the other way"

Her: "My GPS says go this way"

Me: "so..."

Her: "oh my gps was stuck we were supposed to go the other way."

Me: "..."

her: "are you hungry?"

Me: "yeah."

Her: "I'll order something from Uber eats when we get back"

Me: "cool. What you trying to eat?"

Her: "I don't know you?"

Me: "has long as there's no dairy idgaf"

Her: "yeah I don't really feel like pizza anyway...
Popeye's? For some reason I feel like Popeye's"

Me:

I mean she hit you with the typical female. In most cases those you might only get that once a day. It seems like it's an all day thing with your chick.

My advice. Sit her down and make her watch a Patrice O'neal special. I did that with my wife, and she was like "I get it now."
 
Forgot how much deep cleanings at the dentist could hurt, with all the gum scraping.

But my mouth feels clean as fuck right now.
 


*shrugs* I wouldn't ever get no shit like that, but looks kinda dope. It's far less ridiculous than the bullshit females do with their hair on a daily basis. You got chicks walking around looking like Bozo the Clown, but a nigga gets grief for getting a design with his tape-up? Come on now.
 
So my sister in law is pregnant and I knew before anyone else. Everyone asking me how I knew and I gotta act like the reason isn't because I noticed her titties were looking unusually plump.
 
Anybody else be tired af after getting stomach runs. I always be ready to take a nap and shit.
 
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