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Beta had too much of that VITAMIN DYou need to drink more water bruh.
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All you that ride tha subway or bus... what's y'all thoughts on this?
It doesn’t take nothing but a second to notice shoes. Relax.Why're you paying so much attention to that kid's shoes?
Nah just had to help her pick up some furniture from her bro's house and it was a hour drive and I'm hungover.
Sitting down about to eat breakfast (Popeye's 3 piece)
Her on phone: "I'm here. Come down"
Me 1 and a half pieces in: "aight"
Her: "don't eat that in my car. How do you even eat that first thing it's so greasy."
Me: "..."
At bro's...
Her :"I don't like this coffee table"
Me: "then don't take it"
Her: "but I need one"
Me: "so take it"
Her: "but I don't like it it's ugly"
On the way back...
Her: "should I go this way?"
Me: "No. Go the other way"
Her: "My GPS says go this way"
Me: "so..."
Her: "oh my gps was stuck we were supposed to go the other way."
Me: "..."
her: "are you hungry?"
Me: "yeah."
Her: "I'll order something from Uber eats when we get back"
Me: "cool. What you trying to eat?"
Her: "I don't know you?"
Me: "has long as there's no dairy idgaf"
Her: "yeah I don't really feel like pizza anyway...
Popeye's? For some reason I feel like Popeye's"
Me:
My friend told me his baby mama gettn him for $450 in child support
She has 4 kids n no job
Are all 4 kids his?
If not, some of his money's gonna be going to kids that aren't even his.
*body bag*
You need to go more often sounds likeForgot how much deep cleanings at the dentist could hurt, with all the gum scraping.
But my mouth feels clean as fuck right now.
You need to go more often sounds like