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Cain said:
Essence fest..... First night there a nigga was fresh into a separation.....Met some broad both of us was were retarded drunk. Went to her hotel room she had big titties, dome was excellent body was right a nigga thought he was about to win. She hop up said she had to go to the bathroom I'm like yay me I'm bout to beat the wheels off this broad. She was in there for a while.

I holla you aight she said yeah she come out crying talking about her husband called and he want her back. Ummm wtf is this shit I said I get up to leave she was no don't go.....Oh word yay me again. She undress a nigga about to win again. She wants it doggystle word another yay me.


Two pumps in.........This nigga starts crying and tell me to stop and she can't do this. ............:uhhuh:..........Really nigga???

I just get up talk shit now I got a hard joint and bubble guts because all that alcohol I drunk was not sitting well with the hotdog I bought on the street in front of Razoo's........This heffa crying and I got to shit but I'm not trying to catch a charge from a unstable broad. A nigga was disgusted with life at that moment.


Saw her goofy ass the next day bitch talking about hey......Hey???? Nigga KYS
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Yeah man glad you just left




















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Should've shyt on her bed on the way out for wasting your time.
 
I've had a few.

I think I was like 20 maybe. A week or two before the sexual encounter, I was chewing on a straw and my brother had raised his hand and hit it. It jabbed back into my throat and split it. It was like a small hole back there. The doctor gave medicine to heal it. So long story short, my throat wasn't hurting as bad as before, I figured it was healed. I called my boyfriend and told him I wanted to suck his thang. He came over like 3 seconds later and we left. So we riding to the mall and I'm getting ready to give him head. I kept swallowing to make sure I was fully okay. I didn't feel any pain so I was like yea I'm good. So I'm going in, I'm not feeling any pain, so I turn on full head mode and go for the gold. I don't gag, so it can get pretty far. So I'm going and damn near trying to swallow the whole thang and he is in heaven. So, not feeling any pain still, I just get to work. I sat up to swallow and it was bloody murder. He slammed on the breaks, I hit my head on the radio. He took me to the ER and found out I made the hole bigger.
 
Blactivity said:
Ima be short.


It was my 4th time having sex with my virginity taker. He said he was a virgin also, so I didn't hold him to his faults. Anyway, this guy was pumping and pounding real good, but the only thing is is that he was never in my vagina. He kept slippin right pass it somehow bc I could feel his meat slide across my vagina and awkwardly slam into the skin right below the entrance. Lawd, I just looked into the ceiling and tried not to give him the wtf face and prayed he would eventually find his way in. I never said anything to him about it bc I didn't want him to feel embarrassed.
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KandyPants said:
I've had a few.

I think I was like 20 maybe. A week or two before the sexual encounter, I was chewing on a straw and my brother had raised his hand and hit it. It jabbed back into my throat and split it. It was like a small hole back there. The doctor gave medicine to heal it. So long story short, my throat wasn't hurting as bad as before, I figured it was healed. I called my boyfriend and told him I wanted to suck his thang. He came over like 3 seconds later and we left. So we riding to the mall and I'm getting ready to give him head. I kept swallowing to make sure I was fully okay. I didn't feel any pain so I was like yea I'm good. So I'm going in, I'm not feeling any pain, so I turn on full head mode and go for the gold. I don't gag, so it can get pretty far. So I'm going and damn near trying to swallow the whole thang and he is in heaven. So, not feeling any pain still, I just get to work. I sat up to swallow and it was bloody murder. He slammed on the breaks, I hit my head on the radio. He took me to the ER and found out I made the hole bigger.
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Lmfaoooo!
 
KandyPants said:
I've had a few.

I think I was like 20 maybe. A week or two before the sexual encounter, I was chewing on a straw and my brother had raised his hand and hit it. It jabbed back into my throat and split it. It was like a small hole back there. The doctor gave medicine to heal it. So long story short, my throat wasn't hurting as bad as before, I figured it was healed. I called my boyfriend and told him I wanted to suck his thang. He came over like 3 seconds later and we left. So we riding to the mall and I'm getting ready to give him head. I kept swallowing to make sure I was fully okay. I didn't feel any pain so I was like yea I'm good. So I'm going in, I'm not feeling any pain, so I turn on full head mode and go for the gold. I don't gag, so it can get pretty far. So I'm going and damn near trying to swallow the whole thang and he is in heaven. So, not feeling any pain still, I just get to work. I sat up to swallow and it was bloody murder. He slammed on the breaks, I hit my head on the radio. He took me to the ER and found out I made the hole bigger.
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da fuq

no
 
Not really a bad exp just funny af...

Back in my college days hooked up with this fine chick from PG County. Met her on the lil campus transit bus. So I finally get the invite to the room. we in there cuttin up front, back, side to side all that shit. well she had some candles lit close to her bed...we switching positions and she lays back with her head like slightly hanging off the front by her windowsill, where she had one of the candles...

So Im getting ready to go in and all I hear this hissing noise...then HER HAIR CATCHES FIRE

So im like oh shit your hair is on fire! we put it out...and we both just sitting there on the bed butt naked like WTF just happened?

talk about killing the mood lmao
 
The 1st time got head was WOAT!!

So bad, til this day getting head is something I don't really ask for.

Lemme sum it up like this fellas...

Imagine a woman taking two rakes, and placing each one on the side of your "manhood". Then outta nowhere, just start going up & down and scraping your shyt.

Words cannot describe the level of pain I was in. Since this was the 1st time, I didn't know if this was normal. I couldn't take it no more. I damn there sat up on that hefa on some Undertaker shyt like...

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I was done. Had to give myself a minute to recover from the torture before I eventually smashed. Smh.
 
He answered the phone while y'all were doing your thing??? You know what I'm not even going to say nothing.

















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Fuck that tell her the truth










:umm:.........

No
 
This one time me and this guy I been talking to was about to have sex. I had been busy that whole week so he was excited to get some. I let him come over and I could tell he was excited. So he was like come on let's go to the room, I'm like okay let's go. Before I could get up he ran up to me and tries to pick me up. I was in a weird sit down/get up position that when he tried to lift me he fell back and my face went flying into the bookshelf behind him. So, after shaking that shit off like the G that I am. We get to the room. We probably like a good 10 minutes in and he starts sweating. I get the towel and blot his head. So we getting it. Switching positions and shit, I start to feel the pain from hitting that damn shelf that I started concentrating more on the pain than the sex I was having. I felt my eye and it hurt when I touched it. He says flip over, I flipped over and I'm back on my back. Still concerned about this eye of mine, I wasn't paying him any mind until he says "oh shit" then this wave of sweat comes flying off his forehead into the eye that I was concerned about and the burn was unreal! I pushed him off me and screamed so loud!
 
KandyPants said:
I've had a few.

I think I was like 20 maybe. A week or two before the sexual encounter, I was chewing on a straw and my brother had raised his hand and hit it. It jabbed back into my throat and split it. It was like a small hole back there. The doctor gave medicine to heal it. So long story short, my throat wasn't hurting as bad as before, I figured it was healed. I called my boyfriend and told him I wanted to suck his thang. He came over like 3 seconds later and we left. So we riding to the mall and I'm getting ready to give him head. I kept swallowing to make sure I was fully okay. I didn't feel any pain so I was like yea I'm good. So I'm going in, I'm not feeling any pain, so I turn on full head mode and go for the gold. I don't gag, so it can get pretty far. So I'm going and damn near trying to swallow the whole thang and he is in heaven. So, not feeling any pain still, I just get to work. I sat up to swallow and it was bloody murder. He slammed on the breaks, I hit my head on the radio. He took me to the ER and found out I made the hole bigger.
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...da fucc??? Lol!!
 
KandyPants said:
This one time me and this guy I been talking to was about to have sex. I had been busy that whole week so he was excited to get some. I let him come over and I could tell he was excited. So he was like come on let's go to the room, I'm like okay let's go. Before I could get up he ran up to me and tries to pick me up. I was in a weird sit down/get up position that when he tried to lift me he fell back and my face went flying into the bookshelf behind him. So, after shaking that shit off like the G that I am. We get to the room. We probably like a good 10 minutes in and he starts sweating. I get the towel and blot his head. So we getting it. Switching positions and shit, I start to feel the pain from hitting that damn shelf that I started concentrating more on the pain than the sex I was having. I felt my eye and it hurt when I touched it. He says flip over, I flipped over and I'm back on my back. Still concerned about this eye of mine, I wasn't paying him any mind until he says "oh shit" then this wave of sweat comes flying off his forehead into the eye that I was concerned about and the burn was unreal! I pushed him off me and screamed so loud!
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you are a sexy sex legend omg
 
Had a little fling with a chick I had been knowing since middle school. We ended up connecting again in college. She went to a diff school but she was at our homecoming. After we fucked that weekend whenever we were in town together we would fuck. One time we end up going to this lil motel 6.
We get in the room bout to get it in...

I get the panites off and this bitch had the amazon rain forrest in her drawls b...im like:dff:


then this heffa had the nerve to say.."I want you to taste me BDP" im like
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so...at this point im completely turned off...but i finesse her like "i want you to suck me first"


so she give me some head and I just turn her around....pushed thru the foiliage and hit her with backshots...

stopped fucking with her a lil bit after that...
 
BDP said:
Had a little fling with a chick I had been knowing since middle school. We ended up connecting again in college. She went to a diff school but she was at our homecoming. After we fucked that weekend whenever we were in town together we would fuck. One time we end up going to this lil motel 6.
We get in the room bout to get it in...

I get the panites off and this bitch had the amazon rain forrest in her drawls b...im like:dff:


then this heffa had the nerve to say.."I want you to taste me BDP" im like
Sheeeeeet.gif


so...at this point im completely turned off...but i finesse her like "i want you to suck me first"


so she give me some head and I just turn her around....pushed thru the foiliage and hit her with backshots...

stopped fucking with her a lil bit after that...
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wait so she was usually maintained but decided to grow a bush for the fuck of it suddenly?

y?
 
My funny one was I went to this guys house to play his Xbox. He was playing with other people and they could hear us or whatever. So, we having a good little ole time. Well in the middle of the game he was arguing with somebody on there and that shit turned me on. So I started touching him and shit cause I wanted his ass so bad at that moment. Well we ended up having sex on the headphones and we heard someone say, "Make that nigger bitch scream you nigger!" I cursed his ass out and carried on handling my business. Shit funny now.
 
KandyPants said:
My funny one was I went to this guys house to play his Xbox. He was playing with other people and they could hear us or whatever. So, we having a good little ole time. Well in the middle of the game he was arguing with somebody on there and that shit turned me on. So I started touching him and shit cause I wanted his ass so bad at that moment. Well we ended up having sex on the headphones and we heard someone say, "Make that nigger bitch scream you nigger!" I cursed his ass out and carried on handling my business. Shit funny now.
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gamers are infamous for that shit smh. dead @ sex on the headphones. how??

girl, I posted bout this on another site but I was doin the deed with a nigga who had a roommate once. he got timid with givin me the business when he knew someone else was in the house, so the sex was lowwwww quality for a min. had to boycott his ass till he got his own place. then it was life changing!
 
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