can i do commentary?:mynigga:
Women Who Marry Themselves...
- Thread starter NeighborhoodNomad
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Hells yea!!!
i'll do it for free, cuz i'm positive you gonna want your money back...
i just can't pass up the opportunity....this might be the break i need to make it big
Judge Dread
Active Member
Wait her friends actually joined to defend her? And @BNE , shotta you can't defend this. She had her mother involved in this. This looks like a full wedding ceremony minus the groom. But I guess she gets a participation trophy for trying.
IP360
Doctorate & Ph.D in Bootyology
Judge Dread
Active Member
And why do you need to invite people to show them that you love yourself. Everything doesn't have to be elaborate production. This was a serious thing. If she is religious you can't marry yourself before god. If it was cultural you can't marry yourself under any culture that I know of.
Knock_Twice
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Breh, I fell out like 4 or 5 times LMAOOOO
I cried laugh so hard in my life from that thread...and I was having a bad day, nigga my rest of the month was bright and great because of that thread, you niggas need help breh Lol
Pure comedy.
Didn't that shit trend somewhere nationally LMAOO
Knock_Twice
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My nigga said in that thread: and I quote:
"I give it two years before she gets tired of herself and kicks that bitch to the curb. But you can bet she'll try to take half of everything she owns. Believe that".
I...I really had to go outside and lay on the ground and kick LMAOO
"I give it two years before she gets tired of herself and kicks that bitch to the curb. But you can bet she'll try to take half of everything she owns. Believe that".
I...I really had to go outside and lay on the ground and kick LMAOO
Judge Dread
Active Member
Ok I just read a statement that someone said trying to bring oppression into the conversation and saying we should uplift the queen. I can't read any more of that. I am going to Iditate on this one.
JUDAH
OG
See... the problem is you are trying to approach this rationally.
You already messed up
Golden
Administrator
why cant she go against the grain and do what she feels like?
Judge Dread
Active Member
IP360
Doctorate & Ph.D in Bootyology
Oh and if you "marrying" yourself, then it's
SADDER
DENA
BITCH
Not everyone is meant to get married. I mean my goodness, folks acting like being single is the worse thing in the world. As if you've accomplished nothing in life unless you get married.
If it happens, it happens. Doesn't make you any less of a person of it don't. But that extra shyt ole did in that classic IC roast...foh.
She needed to look at herself and figure why no one was trying to put a ring on her finger. Classic thread nonetheless. Lol
SADDER
DENA
BITCH
Not everyone is meant to get married. I mean my goodness, folks acting like being single is the worse thing in the world. As if you've accomplished nothing in life unless you get married.
If it happens, it happens. Doesn't make you any less of a person of it don't. But that extra shyt ole did in that classic IC roast...foh.
She needed to look at herself and figure why no one was trying to put a ring on her finger. Classic thread nonetheless. Lol
Judge Dread
Active Member
Dread, I only know how to look at things from a rational perspective. This is more sad than funny and it is very funny.
Knock_Twice
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@Cain
From that thread
Cain folks
I hate all stupid shit in 2015. If a fat rotund bitch on My 600lb life can get married and have a loyal husband this bitch ain't trying hard enough. I hope she cheat on herself with herself and catch herpes stupid muthafucka
man folks went all the way ignant :gtfoh:
:dead2:
From that thread
Cain folks
I hate all stupid shit in 2015. If a fat rotund bitch on My 600lb life can get married and have a loyal husband this bitch ain't trying hard enough. I hope she cheat on herself with herself and catch herpes stupid muthafucka
man folks went all the way ignant :gtfoh:
:dead2:
Mss.
Knock_Twice
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Last post from that thread Lmaoo
Knock-twice says:
She done married herself, now if a dude comes along..how the hell she's doing to explain that shit..
Her - "oh by the way, I'm married"
Dude- "oh ok, that's nice, to who"
Her- "myself"
Dude - *blinks blinks* excuse me Lol
Her- "I married myself about 3 years ago, back in 2015"
Dude- *in his head* "No this chick just didn't tell she's married to herself" *out loud* "oh ok you take care" *in head walking away* "man this Chicn is good and looney" Lol
Chick will never get a man now
smh ppl just don't think shit through
LMAOOOO
I hate you niggas yo
Knock-twice says:
She done married herself, now if a dude comes along..how the hell she's doing to explain that shit..
Her - "oh by the way, I'm married"
Dude- "oh ok, that's nice, to who"
Her- "myself"
Dude - *blinks blinks* excuse me Lol
Her- "I married myself about 3 years ago, back in 2015"
Dude- *in his head* "No this chick just didn't tell she's married to herself" *out loud* "oh ok you take care" *in head walking away* "man this Chicn is good and looney" Lol
Chick will never get a man now
smh ppl just don't think shit through
LMAOOOO
I hate you niggas yo
Knock_Twice
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Last one frfr
@King Du
yo she better not have no household accidents..
"so what happened?"
"i slipped in the shower"
"un hunh...i've heard that before...it says here you're married....where's your spouse?"
"i don't see why that's important officer"
"yea okay.......johnson take this paper work, and issue out a warrant for her spouse.......i'm tired of these domestic violence perps"
Breh you a complete asshole LMAOO
@King Du
yo she better not have no household accidents..
"so what happened?"
"i slipped in the shower"
"un hunh...i've heard that before...it says here you're married....where's your spouse?"
"i don't see why that's important officer"
"yea okay.......johnson take this paper work, and issue out a warrant for her spouse.......i'm tired of these domestic violence perps"
Breh you a complete asshole LMAOO