SneakDZA
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I actually know a dude that hit a chick with a brick in the face. Not just any brick but a cobblestone.
Washington Square park in broad daylight on a Saturday. Son went to jail for a year and during that time I hooked up with his girl who was my homegirl's older sister. I eventually heard dude was out of jail but that was after she kept trying to put me in places where we would inevitably be on a crash course with him like their old haunts and shit because my homegirl tipped me off eventually. So I eventually dumped the chick because even though we were from the same town she was trying to get my brains dashed out by some random bronx failed rapper nigga so he could prove his love to her.
After many years passed I saw her again at their little sister's wedding and she was booed up with this annoying but harmless white guy but deep down I was happy that she looked happy and stable and was doing good after all those years of thuggin but when nobody was looking I hit her with the "Why I oughta" fist and we both laughed got some closure out of that.
Also I smashed her sister and also almost got with her mom one night years before so I definitely got my closure.
Long story short... don't hit women with bricks. And definitely not NYC cobblestones because I will bang your girl and her sister while you're locked up and I will most certainly duck the fade.
Washington Square park in broad daylight on a Saturday. Son went to jail for a year and during that time I hooked up with his girl who was my homegirl's older sister. I eventually heard dude was out of jail but that was after she kept trying to put me in places where we would inevitably be on a crash course with him like their old haunts and shit because my homegirl tipped me off eventually. So I eventually dumped the chick because even though we were from the same town she was trying to get my brains dashed out by some random bronx failed rapper nigga so he could prove his love to her.
After many years passed I saw her again at their little sister's wedding and she was booed up with this annoying but harmless white guy but deep down I was happy that she looked happy and stable and was doing good after all those years of thuggin but when nobody was looking I hit her with the "Why I oughta" fist and we both laughed got some closure out of that.
Also I smashed her sister and also almost got with her mom one night years before so I definitely got my closure.
Long story short... don't hit women with bricks. And definitely not NYC cobblestones because I will bang your girl and her sister while you're locked up and I will most certainly duck the fade.