What’s the male equivalent to buying a woman flowers?
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The Lonious Monk
Celestial Souljah
There is no male equivalent. There are a variety of things that might make individual men happy, but there is no standard act of love/appreciation/honor from women to men because traditionally women haven't been expected to do such things.
How messed up is it that every male answer so far has been some shit that should be routine. I mean niggas in here trying to sound evolved by not saying something sexual and instead saying "she can cook for me." What kinda shit is that? Saying she can go to the kitchen and get busy is no more progressive than saying she can go to the bedroom and get busy. It basically all boils down niggas wanting a sample of what men got in the past before men expecting that type of treatment was seen as a sin.
How messed up is it that every male answer so far has been some shit that should be routine. I mean niggas in here trying to sound evolved by not saying something sexual and instead saying "she can cook for me." What kinda shit is that? Saying she can go to the kitchen and get busy is no more progressive than saying she can go to the bedroom and get busy. It basically all boils down niggas wanting a sample of what men got in the past before men expecting that type of treatment was seen as a sin.
She don’t have to cook the food man
she could door dash a sandwich
she could door dash a sandwich
The Lonious Monk
Celestial Souljah
lol So you would see your woman ordering takeout for you as being a special and thoughtful act?
AZTG
OG
How you gonna group all mfers into one box?
To me, the highest expression of love is when I see my girl do some shit that takes effort with no gain for her other than to make me happy.
Sex aint that for me. We just happen to be on the couch and she wanna suck my dick and then I smash aint that to me. Cause she enjoys that shit and gets to bust a nut too. Thats for her as much as it is for me.
If thats all you need as an expression of love, i respect it.
To me its gotta be more than that. Not that it cant be a sexual act, but sex aint effort.
But she gets off work after a busy day and gets me a steak or anything unpromted just to make me happy especially when she dont even like steak? All that effort? Just for me? Thats love.
To me. If for you its just a random blow job, live that.
Yall some easy to please ass mfers. My girl gotta put in work to make me happy.
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mryounggun
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AZTG
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Life full of ironies fam
The Lonious Monk
Celestial Souljah
lol I don't think you quite understood what I was saying. To be getting a blowjob from your girl or having her cook a meal are the same damn thing. The whole point of buying flowers is that it's something nice out of the routine to let your lady know you care. You're right. Getting a blowjob shouldn't really be seen as comparable to that. If you and your lady are sexually active, her doing something that you like shouldn't be the equivalent of an extra nicety. My point was that neither should the cooking. People eat dinner everyday. Your lady cooking for you without being asked should be a regular occurrence and the same in reverse if you can cook.
I wasn't knocking the point you were making. I was just making it clear how little we as men expect from women. What you said would make you really happy is basically what dudes a generation or two got pretty much every day and took for granted.
Maybe if nerd ass gamer niggaz were in higher demand... Chicks wouldn't be surprised confused ??
??Maybe if nerd ass gamer niggaz were in higher demand... Chicks wouldn't be surprised confused ??
WilberDMillz
Car Junkie
You a cheap bastard. The last couple bouquets I had sent were around $100
Race Jones
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Shotta
Da Beast
a small basket of different things:
Must include - candy or peanuts, small bottle fave drink, hand sanitizer (from bath and bodywork's), and gum
Other items - smelly lotion from bath and body and whatever
Must include - candy or peanuts, small bottle fave drink, hand sanitizer (from bath and bodywork's), and gum
Other optional items - smelly lotion from bath and body and whatever else dude like
putting a lil basket together shows that you put some effort into getting him something nice and also sets the tone of appreciation
Must include - candy or peanuts, small bottle fave drink, hand sanitizer (from bath and bodywork's), and gum
Other items - smelly lotion from bath and body and whatever
a small basket of different things:
Must include - candy or peanuts, small bottle fave drink, hand sanitizer (from bath and bodywork's), and gum
Other optional items - smelly lotion from bath and body and whatever else dude like
putting a lil basket together shows that you put some effort into getting him something nice and also sets the tone of appreciation