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What’s the male equivalent to buying a woman flowers?

Men and women operate differently, generally, imo. Women arent really up for having their bones jumped after a tough day, they wanna vent that shit, maybe get a massage and then get into her pants. Men, they got some testosterone to get rid of, unload the balls and he then he can unload his mind. Same shit, different paths.
 
Once back in highschool I dated this girl who wouldnt leave me alone about what I wanted for valentine's day and i didnt have an answer. Got her the usual. Flowers, chocolates, went out to dinner all that bullshit. Went back to her place and she pulls out a bag and she was like "i didnt know what to get you... but i know you like him, so i got you these.."

Opened it up and she got me both seasons of the Chappelle's show on DVD. Shit melted my heart.
 
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