What’s the male equivalent to buying a woman flowers?

[Lord Nemesis]

I’d say a video game but she’d just buy the wrong one.

 

[TonyDubbz]

Cologne, a video game

 

[Loquacious]

I’d say a video game but she’d just buy the wrong one.

This is so funny!!!

 

[GNS]

Females still asking this question in 2020 cause these bastards really ain't used to doing shit for niggaz. Damn shame.

I love blowjobs too, but thats some shit im used to. We all pretty much are.

How excited am i gonna be to get my dick sucked when its already happening a few times a week.

But unpromted shit like yo im gonna stop at the supermarket, just for you, and buy some shit and cook it cause I know you love it? Putting in that much effort? Thats love right there.

Bro going to the @Elzo69Renaissance school of humble brag

 

[Ibex]

Head or Just time alone to do whatever I want without interruption.

 

[Loquacious]

are y’all lacking in the oral receiving department?!
goodness gracious.

 

[Farris2k1]

A bottle of liquor

 

[Stomp Johnson]

Order of waings from my favorite spot. Or my favorite chinese takeout combo.

Or some random thoat.

 

[2max]

Silence

 

[Rubato]

“I got a bottle for us and talked to your mom already, she’s gonna watch the kid(s) tonight. She’s on her way right now.”

 

[B_A]

Cant beat a BJ.

 

[Suckio Andretti]

Cant beat a BJ.

Chill kandy doesn’t think this is a legit answer even though she asked guys their opinion

 

[B_A]

Chill kandy doesn’t think this is a legit answer even though she asked guys their opinion

For a lot of men it is true, a random BJ cuz she still love you and think you're sexy, fuck yeah!

Some things be that simple.

 

[Soul_Rattler]

A medium well ribeye steak with a side of asparagus

 

[LurkerSix]

TBH it would really depend on what your guy is into.

Find out that, then go from there.

 

[ImaInfluenza]

Nudes

Me opening up at text sent after 1am dat ain't a nude

 

[onetoughmiracle]

Clothes, a video game or two or cologne. If not that, then space for me to breathe is fine.

 

[BRIAN B.]

she can get me flowers as well

 

[Duwop]

PS cards....

As a gamer it's almost sinful to buy shit in a game... But when my wife randomly buys a like 20psn bucks it's always appreciated....

She got me on 200$ for father's day once and I almost came

 

[Duwop]

I’d say a video game but she’d just buy the wrong one.

Which is why those psn cards are clutch