COMMUNITY Things you shouldn’t be doing over the age of 35...

[konceptjones]

like I said... y'all niggas just wanna read the part you wanna read.

 

[konceptjones]

"I just can't admit when I'm wrong"
-things koncept says

"I can't read or comprehend English language sentences."

- Things Du would say, but he'd prolly just skip to the end and say "Sentences, nigga".

 

[Duwop]

Nigga you specified a time!!

We ain't pull that out our asses.

You typed

" if your day consists of this FOR ANY LONGER THAN"

FOR ANY LONGER THAN continues the sentence.

Then you said 2-3 mins.

That was your time... Your specified.

Then....

Then....

And only then....after you were called out, you said you meant all day and were reading what we want.


Naw bruh we reading what you typed

It's cool... You meant all day... But you typed 2-3 mins..... Just own up to it

 

[konceptjones]

Nigga you specified a time!!

We ain't pull that out our asses.

You said

" Of your day consists of this FOR ANY LONGER THAN"

FOR ANY LONGER THAN continues the sentence.

Then to said 2-3 mins.

That was your time... Your specified.

Then....

Then....

And only then....after you were called out, you said you meant all day and were reading what we want.


Naw bruh we reading what you typed

It's cool... You meant all day... But you typed 2-3 mins..... Just own up to it

 

[Duwop]

 

[DOS_patos]

Never changed a tire in my life.


Don't need to.

That's what my auto insurance company is for.

The f*ck I look like on the side of the road changing a tire, when all I gotta do is make a quick phone call.

There, I said it.

So you gonna wait an hour for someone when you can do in ten minutes?

Smdh

 

[Loquacious]

Bet he scream like a bitch when his hands get dirty.

 

[konceptjones]

So you gonna wait an hour for someone when you can do in ten minutes?

Smdh

So you gonna wait 30min-1hr for some shit you could do yourself in 10 minutes or so?

 

[konceptjones]

Bet he scream like a bitch when his hands get dirty.

Like Jimmy from Ed, Edd, and Eddy.

 

[Mis4Mighty]

Asking to borrow less than 20 bucks consistently

 

[shutupGabi]

After 35, there's never a reason to "Out on the block/corner/etc" in any context. If you over 35 and your day consists of shootin the shit out on the corner or "at the spot" for anything longer that 2-3 minutes you're prolly the type that gotta go see your PO soon.

Nigga ethering everybody grandparents

 

[Allergens]

I'm 35, married, and got 3 kids. I still wake up early on Saturday, get a bowl of cereal and watch cartoons.

On the couch and shit, knees and feet tucked unda my body.

Then when it's time to drank da milk

...lawd

 

[Allergens]

But I'd say lying about stupid shit to people like what kinda car you drive, where you work, who your with, and just shit you should either be proud to accept as truth or just grown enough to accept as truth. And if you can't, do something about it.

 

[1/2]

I'm 35, married, and got 3 kids. I still wake up early on Saturday, get a bowl of cereal and watch cartoons.

On the couch and shit, knees and feet tucked unda my body.

Then when it's time to drank da milk

...lawd

I be on my big kid shit too lol

No cereal and cartoons but I be up at like 3-4 am playing playstation and drinkin juice and shit.....animal crackers

 

[Mooney]

I be on my big kid shit too lol

No cereal and cartoons but I be up at like 3-4 am playing playstation and drinkin juice and shit.....animal crackers

ain't nothing wrong with video games , cartoons and cereal!
as a matter of a fact.. scooby fruit snacks and playstation should forever go hand in hand

 

[AP3.0]

if you're a female, chances are the dude you messing with messed with video games growing up

it is a part of him and not a fad or something he should've grown out of..

either grab a controller or stfu

NOW, if he rather play video games than fuck you, then yea, thats a problem

 

[konceptjones]

But I'd say lying about stupid shit to people like what kinda car you drive, where you work, who your with, and just shit you should either be proud to accept as truth or just grown enough to accept as truth. And if you can't, do something about it.

This shit right here.

My wife has a bunch of FB friends that do just this. Niggas that always claim to be "making moves", posing with cars we all know they don't own, spreading cash on the bed or table and taking pics of it knowing damned well that's their rent and utilities money. Like... dawg, are you still in fuckin high school? Why the fuck are you 55 years old still doing this shit? One nigga who actually had a lil fame for himself back in the 90's posted a video where he was at a dealership looking at a Bentley coupe like "yeah, this gonna be me", test drive videos talking shit about the moves he making and shit like that, only to make up an excuse the following week when people pressed him about what happened 'cause in the next video he was still rollin in his early 00's C-Class.

I don't understand false flossin on FB/IG or whatever, 'cause the people that see you are people that know you ain't got it like that.

 

[Ville'sFinest]

Still worried about peer pressure/ always worried bout what people think

 

[Englishdude]

Still be trying to fuck 18 year olds.

Asking for spare cigarettes.

 

[1/2]

thats quite specific lol

smokers bum smokes universally tho.....old, young, rich, poor, black, white....they take care of each other lol

you'll probably never see somebody in a bar ask for a cigarette and 3 or more people NOT offer one...its part of the whole thing