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Things you aren't too cool to admit you didn't know

I didnt know how to run a riding lawnmower w/ the arms until like last year

my brother in law asked for some help one day he had got one stuck......I wasnt gone tell him I had never been on one

I jumped on, hit the gas while he shook it loose, and my ass went spinning all around the damn yard

he probably still chuckling
 
When I first went on vacation with my family to Mrytle Beach I was prolly like 5 or 6 and I remember being scared because I thought my mom said we were going to Murder Beach...actually thought it was called Murder Beach until I was like 10 or some shit...
 
I thought “smh” was tha sound people made with their mouth when they didn’t believe you...like “smmmh...nigga you lion!!” ...used that shit in texts for a year before I knew what it actually meant SMMFH

:dfbruh:
 
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