Things that only happen in tv/film

[Dwayne]

I had a chick that required it.



...and that same chick did this as well. At least the first few times we fucked, then she stopped.

I think its pretty common when you fuck a chick for the first time that they would do something like that

 

[A-one]

Police force a random citizen out of their vehicle on some ' I need your car ' to chase someone

 

[Soul_Rattler]

Police force a random citizen out of their vehicle on some ' I need your car ' to chase someone

I always wondered if that shit was legal and if there's protocol to it.

 

[IP360]

Walkin away calmly from a big azzz explosion wit NO debris hittin you.

 

[Soul_Rattler]

In female ensemble casts, the group of friends where they all aren't secretly talking shit about one another.

Mean Girls is the only movie to get it right and I'm not ashamed to say that shit cracks me up.

 

[Soul_Rattler]

And I dont think the amount of white privilege Michael Scott had to never get fired exists in real life.

 

[Inori]

And I dont think the amount of white privilege Michael Scott had to never get fired exists in real life.

 

[Soul_Rattler]

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At least he got impeached.

Michael got to fuck his boss, quit, and forced his own rehire.

 

[Old Man Cain]

Tyler Perry owns this thread.


A crackhead walked into a church in the middle of a choir song and got to sing her solo part. And she killed it too lmao


IFYOUDONTSITCHOCRACKHEADASSDOWN

Ironically Speilberg did it first with the Color Purple

 

[Old Man Cain]

anything hacking related.

ALL of that shit is unrealistic garbage.

Niggas hack a government site in 5min. Most hackers can't hack Gmail with 2 step verification that fast lol

 

[Old Man Cain]

People fucking underneath the covers.

To add on the chick still has on the bra even though there in a tense fuck session

 

[Freshb651]

100 foot soldiers waiting in line to attack 1 target instead of just attacking at the same time.

Nah they beat the dog shit outta Raph on that roof top ,they mobbed his ass in Secret of the ooze too

when he was trying to help Keno escape. (I just watched this movie today :) )

 

[100MBS]

People seeing The Rock or somebody built like him and attempting to fight without a weapon. Just shoot him smh

 

[bluntedsultan]

People seeing The Rock or somebody built like him and attempting to fight without a weapon. Just shoot him smh

Piggy backing

The Rock being able to hold a chain attached to a fucking helicopter
Long enough to re attach it to a truck.

 

[bluntedsultan]

The General Lee being able to clear rivers thanks to a small dirt ramp

 

[808HiLife808]

Piggy backing

The Rock being able to hold a chain attached to a fucking helicopter
Long enough to re attach it to a truck.

I had to turn that bullshit off lol

 

[Soul_Rattler]

I'm surprised no one mentioned this...

But are white people as utterly dumb as they are in horror movies?

 

[Englishdude]

I'm surprised no one mentioned this...

But are white people as utterly dumb as they are in horror movies?

Blonde females? Yes.

 

[IP360]

Bad guys goin on a monologue and explaining IN DETAIL their plans to *insert societal anarchy*

 

[OnlyBuilt4CubanLinx]

Nobody ever grabs a condom before they have sex they just fuck raw. Women never complain how fast the guy cum’s they always satisfied.