Things that only happen in tv/film

[konceptjones]

Any movie or TV show EVER wit’ more than 2 people sitting around talking and everybody waiting for their turn to talk in order...nobody ever talking outta turn or over each other...it could be 15 muhfuckas sitting around talking about some shit but everybody talking in turns lol

That was one of the great things about Home Movies. Nobody ever waited their turn to talk. I think Dr Katz MD was the same way.

 

[mryounggun]

When was the last time you saw a real person return home from the grocery store with lettuce and a baguette sticking out the top of there grocery bag?

 

[konceptjones]

When was the last time you saw a real person return home from the grocery store with lettuce and a baguette sticking out the top of there grocery bag?

Last time I bought French bread a few weeks ago.

 

[Englishdude]

Every car chase a has a free run through traffic.

 

[Big Lurko]

Chill.

I eat spaghetti 5 days a week.

Brokie

 

[Soul_Rattler]

Henchmen and foot soldiers usually take one hit to get knocked out and never get back up......ever again

Only shows I've ever seen break this cliche are Daredevil/Punisher/Iron Fist.

They'll be down for like 5-10 seconds then get back up and try again.

Versus every Marvel movie where Black widow wraps her legs around a guy's head and spins and suddenly he's incapacitated. GTFOH

 

[Soul_Rattler]

Random yet conveniently present racist: HEY! We don't take kindly to your type round here!"


Every racist town or business I've been in, the most I've gotten was ignored or shitty Service. They pussy in real life.

 

[Soul_Rattler]

People in their teens, 20s, and 30s dying from being pushed down a flight of stairs.

And that one leg is always bent in ridiculous fashion just to let you know how dead they really are.

 

[Revolver Ocelot]

Whenever there's a bomb or something that's needs to detonated something always happens so somebody has to do it manually.

The bomb itself NEVER goes off just the detonate mechanism.

 

[King Freeman]

The avengers always being able to communicate through headsets. Even after thanos snapped them and they disappeared for 5 years falcon somehow was able to get right back on. As someone that has used all kinds of radios and headsets this infuriated me.

 

[konceptjones]

People in their teens, 20s, and 30s dying from being pushed down a flight of stairs.

And that one leg is always bent in ridiculous fashion just to let you know how dead they really are.

 

[VIBE]

People giving whole speeches during tense situations. The villains patiently waiting for the speech to end before doing they shit.

Shazam did this really well

 

[The Hue]

People fucking underneath the covers.

 

[Soul_Rattler]

People fucking underneath the covers.

Chill

 

[IP360]

People fucking underneath the covers.

Piggy back off that...

The woman gets outta bed still wrapped in covers as of she dont want the man she just fucc'd to see her naked body. As opposed to just gettin outta the bed naked

 

[IP360]

*hacker taps a bunch of random keys*

“Now if I can just get past the fire wall......and access the main fraaaaaame.....I’m in!”

 

[IP360]

Take out is ALWAYS Chinese or Thai

Muthafuccas don't do soul food...seafood...orcanything else besides those??

 

[already home_17]

Every car chase a has a free run through traffic.

the car chases happen in LA or NY and the roads be clear as fuck

it may be likely today, but before corona? FOH

 

[T. Sanford]

I remember I told my sister that when your family invite me in your house for my first appearance of the day; that I want everybody to start clapping like it's a sitcom lol

 

[konceptjones]

People fucking underneath the covers.

I had a chick that required it.

Piggy back off that...

The woman gets outta bed still wrapped in covers as of she dont want the man she just fucc'd to see her naked body. As opposed to just gettin outta the bed naked

...and that same chick did this as well. At least the first few times we fucked, then she stopped.