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every fuckin time I see some shit like this I wanna throw something at the screen.

That reminds me of fast and the furious either 6 or 7 when the hackers were having a "hack race" to out hack each other.

I don't know shit about any of that stuff but just typing this sounds dumb lol
 
That reminds me:



If Dom's ride had so much torque and tires with so much stick that he was able to lift off the ground and ride like that for any distance, there's no way possible that Brian's "10 second car" would have have even come close to Dom. Dom's car should have easily been an 9 or even 8 second car. That shouldn't have been a remotely close race.

For that matter, most of the races, especially this one:



were a bunch of bullshit.

There's no amount of money you could pour into Jesse's 3rd gen Jetta where it remains front-wheel drive and is competitive in any sort of drag racing. Tran's S2000, with minimal mods, should have eaten up Jesse with or without the bottle.
 
Motherfuckers always walk into a room at the worst possible moment in a conversation.... And don't even say shit.... Just walk away mad...


Like they be talking good about them, say 1 fucking bad thing..... Then IMMEDIATELY justify the bad thing as not a big deal cuz if how much they love the person....

But all they heard was the bad shit.... Now they mad
 
That reminds me:



If Dom's ride had so much torque and tires with so much stick that he was able to lift off the ground and ride like that for any distance, there's no way possible that Brian's "10 second car" would have have even come close to Dom. Dom's car should have easily been an 9 or even 8 second car. That shouldn't have been a remotely close race.

For that matter, most of the races, especially this one:



were a bunch of bullshit.

There's no amount of money you could pour into Jesse's 3rd gen Jetta where it remains front-wheel drive and is competitive in any sort of drag racing. Tran's S2000, with minimal mods, should have eaten up Jesse with or without the bottle.


I dont know shit about suped up cars but Ill just take your word
 
I don't know about yall but I've never seen two men standing face to face, less than a foot apart, without somebody swinging.
 
The guns-in-each-others-faces Mexican standoffs in which cooler heads prevail and both parties talk each down will never happen in real life.

In real life, two scared people with guns trained on each other, somebody's ass is gettin shot.
 
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People walking in a sitcom house without knocking or getting shot. Out of 215 episodes; the Winslow never locked their door smh

my friends house growin up was like that...could walk in damn near any time day or night. we had another friend go away to south america on a mormon mission for 2 years, and when my friend that lived in the house woke up, this mf was in the kitchen makin breakfast

That reminds me:


For that matter, most of the races, especially this one:



were a bunch of bullshit.

There's no amount of money you could pour into Jesse's 3rd gen Jetta where it remains front-wheel drive and is competitive in any sort of drag racing. Tran's S2000, with minimal mods, should have eaten up Jesse with or without the bottle.



VR6T can get a bolt on s2k
 
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my friends house growin up was like that...could walk in damn near any time day or night. we had another friend go away to south america on a mormon mission for 2 years, and when my friend that lived in the house woke up, this mf was in the kitchen makin breakfast




VR6T can get a bolt on s2k

in 2001? Nah.
 
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