Things that only happen in tv/film

[konceptjones]

ok yea, a 2.slow with a turbo is trash..

Fast And Furious VW Jetta Price More Than Doubled In 3 Years

Jesse's Volkswagen Jetta from The Fast & The Furious is for sale once again and the price has gone up since the last time.

www.motor1.com

"Jesse’s Jetta is definitely one of the most iconic cars from The Fast & The Furious. Under the hood sits the stock turbocharged 2.0-liter engine and a four-speed automatic transmission. Don’t let the early 2000’s import look with all the decals fool you. It’s not a 10-second car and don’t even think about racing any Honda 2000s. And if you do, remember not to bet your pink slip.

 

[King Freeman]

The villain getting away or sneaking a nigga cause the dude ain't just blow his fucking head off off top and rather stand there tell that nigga about himself. Just fucking kill him.

 

[PhenomTheMac]

After something embarassing happens you walk into work and everyone stops what they're doing to look at you as you walk past, when you turn around everybody goes back to work and the phones start ringing again.

 

[King Freeman]

Action stars can bust through a glass window and not have critical lacerations all over their body

I think jason Bourne was the first one to get that right and shoot out the glass first.

 

[King Freeman]

now THAT part is closer to reality than one would think... and that's scary.

Yeah I swear I just read somewhere a hacker just got knocked using his cat's name and 123.

 

[Shaquille Sunflower]

Niggas out running cars

 

[5th Letter]

The henchmen in movies, even the army trained ones can let off 1000+ bullets and the main hero doesn't even get hit once and can somehow also beat 30 navy seal trained ex militant/small private armies with nothing more than a generic pistol.

I was going to say something similar to this.

 

[konceptjones]

- Or my favorite and this was common as hell in 80s and 90s kungfu cop films - the hero has a 357 magnum which clearly has a barrel of 6 (at most some can hold 8) and in a firefight, manages to let off 30+ shots without ever reloading !!!


- or people shooting at cars and they explode and launch 30 feet in the air with a single pistol (*cough Bad Boys For Life cough*)

I think the first flick I saw get this right was either The Killer or Hard Boiled. Cat was in a shootout with a revolver and had to stop to reload with a speed loader.

 

[Lord Nemesis]

Trained assassins/soldiers letting loose with fully automatic weapons and not even grazing the hero.

 

[konceptjones]

Trained assassins/soldiers letting loose with fully automatic weapons and not even grazing the hero.

shit, even our basic ass military grunt has a better kill rate than them niggas.

 

[100MBS]

Richest man in the city somehow being able to moonlight as a vigilante in said city with only half of his face covered

 

[Soul_Rattler]

The villain getting away or sneaking a nigga cause the dude ain't just blow his fucking head off off top and rather stand there tell that nigga about himself. Just fucking kill him.

How about when the guy just blew up a building or killed like 20 people and the cops go "freeze! Drop your weapon"

:imsayin:

Eric Gardner Sean Bell Laquan McDonald damn near got murdered for breathing but this MF get multiple fair warnings

 

[King Freeman]

How about when the guy just blew up a building or killed like 20 people and the cops go "freeze! Drop your weapon"

:imsayin:

Eric Gardner Sean Bell Laquan McDonald damn near got murdered for breathing but this MF get multiple fair warnings

At least once every other week I yell "just shoot him" at my tv.

It just be like that.

 

[RozayTabernacle]

and the best job she can get is a waitress at a dingy diner.

and able to afford paying rent in a major city off of that shitty job

 

[Doc Holloway]

Whenever there's a boyfriend/girlfriend relationship in a movie, and the new dude come along the relationship always goes sour so the new dude can sweep in and take the girl.

 

[L3NU]

Richest man in the city somehow being able to moonlight as a vigilante in said city with only half of his face covered

we laugh but if Micheal Bloomberg was in a full batman outfit I doubt I would know its him just from seeing his lips nh lol

 

[T. Sanford]

Getting mad at your parents, then run upstairs. In real life, you won't even make it to the top of the stairs before your parents say "get yo ass back down here".

 

[konceptjones]

100 foot soldiers waiting in line to attack 1 target instead of just attacking at the same time.

This did happen though:






Watching it with my eyes today, the actual martial arts in this shit is trash.

 

[Word....Life]

Any movie or TV show EVER wit’ more than 2 people sitting around talking and everybody waiting for their turn to talk in order...nobody ever talking outta turn or over each other...it could be 15 muhfuckas sitting around talking about some shit but everybody talking in turns lol

 

[Suckio Andretti]

Waiting until you travel somewhere to talk about something instead of doing it on the way there