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#credit @intellectualxtremist Guess a spoonful of “sugar” really does make the medicine go down.

An Austrian brothel has devised an ingenious way to incentivize people to get the coronavirus vaccine — by offering promised patrons a free fling with a prostitute of their choosing if they get immunized at the bordello.

“We are very popular,” Christoph Lielacher, director of the Fun Palast in Vienna, told Reuters of the enticing new initiative, which they created in response to the recent government mandate barring the unvaccinated from restaurants and other indoor areas amid an infection spike last week. The measure — known as 2G — had reportedly caused a 50% dip in the number of clients at the brothel, the Daily Mail reported.

To help stem the financial hemorrhage, Fun Palast is offering the COVID jab every Monday from 4 pm to 10 pm through the end of November. Best of all, men who get inoculated on-site will be gifted a free 30-minute session in the skin merchant’s VIP club with the “lady of their choice.” Think of it as a sexy nurse role-playing scenario but with actual medical care.
 
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#credit @intellectualxtremist Guess a spoonful of “sugar” really does make the medicine go down.

An Austrian brothel has devised an ingenious way to incentivize people to get the coronavirus vaccine — by offering promised patrons a free fling with a prostitute of their choosing if they get immunized at the bordello.

“We are very popular,” Christoph Lielacher, director of the Fun Palast in Vienna, told Reuters of the enticing new initiative, which they created in response to the recent government mandate barring the unvaccinated from restaurants and other indoor areas amid an infection spike last week. The measure — known as 2G — had reportedly caused a 50% dip in the number of clients at the brothel, the Daily Mail reported.

To help stem the financial hemorrhage, Fun Palast is offering the COVID jab every Monday from 4 pm to 10 pm through the end of November. Best of all, men who get inoculated on-site will be gifted a free 30-minute session in the skin merchant’s VIP club with the “lady of their choice.” Think of it as a sexy nurse role-playing scenario but with actual medical care.
The other half of Switzerland would be vaxxed they do this
 
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Gotta say it's pretty f'n interesting
Is it the dude in the picture? Did he get hit by a bus before he caught Covid? Damn!
 
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